What part of almost dying does he not get?!

Lamar Odom had quite the Sunday funday, as we caught him drinking at a bar in the Beverly Center mall! The former NBA star ordered up a cognac from the bartender as he waited for a male pal to do some shoe shopping, and he made absolutely no effort to hide it despite the repercussions he knows will inevitably follow.

An eyewitness tells X17:

"Lamar didn't seem anxious about ordering a drink at all. He acted like it was no big deal, which is odd for someone who almost died. This guy doesn't seem like he wants to be sober if he's casually drinking at the mall on a Sunday."

As you recall, the athlete was nursed back to health by estranged wife Khloe Kardashian after his near-fatal overdose in a Las Vegas brothel last October, and she has been doing everything she can to keep him clean and sober. Lammy was photographed drinking once prior, at a bar in Sherman Oaks the night before Easter, so this isn't his first slip up. According to multiple sources, Odom thinks he can casually drink, while the whole K clan is adamant he needs to lead a substance-free life.

Lam Lam could be giving up because he realizes there's no hope of a reconciliation with Khlo. On last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, he admitted he wanted to remarry her, but it doesn't look like she's going to go for it with this kind of behavior. Making matters even worse, after he polished off his cocktail, the former Laker spotted a curvy chick walking by and ran over to flirt with her!

Also on last night's episode of KUWTK, we got our first glimpse of what the hoopster looked like as he recovered from his overdose in the hospital. Maybe he should take a good hard look at this picture and wise up!

After reports circulated that Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne split, the rocker is speaking up and assuring fans that he has not relapsed -- but he's not denying that he and Sharon are dunzo.

"I have been sober for three and a quarter years," the Black Sabbath frontman told E! News. "I have not touched drugs or alcohol in that time. Any reports that I am not sober are completely inaccurate."

Over the weekend, E! News reported that the longtime couple were splitting after more than 30 years of marriage and that Ozzy would be moving out of the duo's home. Many outlets also reported that the split was as a result of Ozzy's affair with hairstylist Michelle Pugh.

While Ozzy may be speaking out -- Sharon Osbourne is staying mum. On Monday's episode of The Talk, the outspoken Brit was noticeably absent.

Julie Chen addressed the situation on the show: "As we get started, Sharon is not here today. There were many tabloid headlines of her and Ozzy, rumors and speculations that they have split up after nearly 34 years of marriage."

The talk show co-host added, "Sharon understandably took today off and we are sending all of our love to her and to her family. And we ask that you do the same."

She claims she doesn't want to talk about The Biebs anymore, but all she does is talk about him!

Selena Gomez covers the latest issue of Marie Claire, and as per usual, her interview centered around her failed romance with Justin Bieber and how it has affected her dating life. Cry us a river!

'I've been dating. 'I've been having the best time," she says as she tries to convince readers she's moving on. That's not very convincing, Miss Gomez! "I don't trust anybody. So dating can only be fun if I know I'm going to have fun," she added.

The "Come & Get It" songstress went on to explain that she can't ever seem to shift the topic of conversation from her famous ex-boyfriend. 'I would try to promote something that I loved, and the entire interview would be about my personal life. I would leave a room feeling defeated, feeling embarrassed, but I would always make sure to put that smile on my face because I wasn't going to let them get to me," she griped.

Maybe she should stop writing songs about him then? The brunette bombshell just performed her new track "Feel Me" during the Las Vegas stop of her "Revival" tour, and it's obvious from the lyrics it's all about JB! "No one love you like I love you/I never cheated, never lied/I never put no one above you/I gave you space and time/And now you’re telling me you miss me/And I’m still on your mind/We were one in a million/Our love is hard to find," a verse in the tune goes.

This poor girl!

She's a punk rocker!

Wearing plaid and leather, Kristen Stewart touched down in Nice, France on Monday and looked like she was ready to go to a Ramones concert.

Kristen donned a leather motorcycle jacket, plaid pants and old school Adidas shell toes. The Chanel spokeperson was also toting a handbag by the luxury label, which looks a little odd with the menswear ensemble.

The actress is in the South of France for the Cannes Film Festival, where her latest film, Woody Allen's Café Society, directed by Woody Allen, will make its world premiere.

But last week, K-Stew was partying with Miley Cyrus' ex girlfriend Stella Maxwell after the glittering Met Gala. Bye-bye Soko ... Hello, Stella!

Before she landed in France, we caught the surly star wearing her plaid ensemble (sans leather jacket) at LAX. We are kind of digging this look for her -- it's so mid-'90s Gwen Stefani!

Just a few days after Blac Chyna announced that she and Rob were expecting, the ex stripper has made some seriously calculated moves to profit off the Kardashian name -- she has officially gotten ahold of the name Angela Renee Kardashian. And check this, yo: she says she plans to use the name for profit. Well at least she's honest about how much of an opportunist she is!

On Monday, TMZ reported that in the legal documents filed by Chyna, real name Angela Renee White, that she said she will be using the name for advertising, promotional, entertainment and celebrity purposes. WHAT ABOUT FOR LOVE?

But we aren't surprised by any of this. Last month, a rep for the "model" told People magazine that she'd been making moves to secure the famous last name (yeah obviously, she's dating/marrying Rob so she can be a Kardashian) and said, "She's soon to be Angela Kardashian. She's ecstatic."

In less than a month, "Angela" made that dream a reality. Needless to say, that woman (who seems to have modeled her Machiavellian relationship off of Anna Nicole Smith's financially beneficial marriage) moves fast!

Too bad she didn't model herself after someone with a strong work ethic -- Chyna and Rob Kardashian canceled two promotional appearances at the last minute. As a result, Rob's former stepbrother Brody Jenner threw some shade at the flaky couple.

Brody wrote on Instagram, "That's what you guys get for hiring those 2...Sorry not sorry."

Chyna was supposed to host a party with Rob on Friday at OMH nightclub in Hollywood. On Saturday night, they were supposed to fly to New Jersey to host another party at Harrah's in Atlantic City -- but missed both appearances.

The 27-year-old wrote, "Sorry LA & Atlantic City. I really wasn't feeling well LAST night which fell over to this MORNING causing us to miss our flight, Rob and I want to apologize for missing these events for we were looking forward to them as well but new dates are coming soon!"

Oh yeah, we bet ...

Kylie and Tyga broke up AGAIN! Is it for good this time?

You heard it here first -- Kylie Jenner is single and ready to mingle -- yet again! The 18-year-old reality star partied with her sisters and some pals at the Nice Guy on Saturday night.

Other than the teen flaunting her legs in an oversized sweatshirt, we also noticed that her boyfriend Tyga was absent from the night on the town, which we aren't surprised about because ... they totally broke up.

At last Monday's Met Gala, Kylie and Tyga walked the red carpet together. Our photogs on the scene said the constantly kissing couple kept their distance from each other at the glittering gala -- they didn't pose together, they walked the red carpet separately, they left separately and despite being at the same party and after party they didn't hang out with each other all night. HELLO ... THEY TOTALLY BROKE UP.

Our photog In New York said, "They're usually attached at the hip, but Tyga and Kylie were definitely icing each other out the at the Met Gala. They were intentionally avoiding each other all night."

To add fuel to the break up fire, we haven't been spotted them together since April 21 -- and while that might seem like a long time in grown-up time, that's a really long time in the PDA-obsessed couple's relationship. Kylie also hasn't posted anything with Tyga on Snapchat for over a week -- highly suspect.

Perhaps Ky getting close with Tyga's ex is causing a rift between the gruesome twosome? We can only hope ... Kylie can do soooooooo much better!

Kesha needs a break, y'all!

The singer jetted off to Mexico, on Sunday, in the wildest kaftan we've ever seen -- accessorized with knee-high lace-up gladiator sandals with rainbow-colored pompoms and pink, yellow and blue hair to match!

Kesha's kimono got heads turning at LAX as she said a little prayer before getting on her flight. A source tells X17, she's off to enjoy some sun, fun and relaxation south of the border, after her legal battle with Dr. Luke has taken a toll on her mental health. "She just needs a break. She needed to get away from all the lawyers and courtrooms and stress. She's doing just fine, though; her fans have been so supportive, she knows she's in the right."

Enjoy the trip, Kesh ... you deserve it!

Justin Bieber is not stranger to body ink, but on his face???!!!

The 21-year-old singer permanently marked his face with a teeny tiny cross next to his eye -- so small it's barely even visible in this Instagram photo Bieber posted on Sunday ahead of his concert date in Philadelphia, Penn.

Biebs got inked at West 4th Tattoo Parlor in NYC on May 6. Tattoo artist Jonboy told Us Weekly, "It represents his journey in finding purpose with God.” JB got the tat with BFF Joe Termini Friday night before his impromptu concert at nightclub Up & Down. This ads to his more than 50 pieces of body art, including a "Purpose" tattoo, in honor of his latest album.

At least this'll be an easy one for Dr. Tattoff to laser off ... it's so small!