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Whoa, Mama!

September 15, 2008... Check out Jessica Alba's post-baby body. Some parts of her may be getting smaller, but a couple of others seem to have remained the same! Unfortch, she covered it up here in the video, but check out the gallery for more...

Katharine BUSTS Out in Marchesa!

September 12, 2008... Ok, we know she's beautiful and talented (at singing at least, if not acting), but did we know she was such a babe? Here's Kat at the Marchesa show in New York yesterday, showing off some of her OTHER talents -...

Amanda Mia!

September 04, 2008... Everyone acts like Mamma Mia! is Amanda Seyfried's first big movie... Uh, it's called MEAN GIRLS and she played Karen Smith, the one whose breasts could always tell when it's already raining! Here's Amanda looking a little, er, surprised by all...

More Britney. Vegas. Bikini. Shots!

September 02, 2008... Britney ventured back out to the pool at the Bare Pool Lounge at the Mirage yesterday, and this time, she was surrounded by hunky guys! The one on Brit's right is her bodyguard/cameraman, but what about that nice piece on her...

Natalie Makes It Look Easy

September 01, 2008... Natalie Portman looked absolutely radiant in Venice yesterday - or, in other words, completely normal by her lofty standards! Seriously, does this girl ever have an off day? Every time we see her, she looks like a billion bucks...

BRITNEY. VEGAS. BIKINI!

September 01, 2008... We caught a fiiiiiine lookin' Miss Brit at the Bare Pool Lounge at the Mirage today in Vegas -- girl's gettin' her Labor Day weekend on! And you'll NEVER guess who's hanging around the hotel, trying to insert himself into our...

His Name Is Justin Timberlake

August 29, 2008... photos courtesy William Rast Justin + jeans = hotness! And this hotness isn't just hot, he's multi-talented too! Of course you knew that ... but did you know he wrote the screenplay and the score for a series of short films...

And Then She Kissed Me

August 26, 2008... A Shot At Love? Mmm, more like a shot at fame! Reality star Tila Tequila does what she does best - show off for the cameras! - with girlfriend Courtenay Semel last night. Ya know, LiLo's alleged "ex" that was recently...

For Your Viewing Pleasure ...

August 21, 2008... I would cheer if I, too, were this hot! Question -- which part of Beckham's bod would you most like to touch? ...

Mary J. in St. Tropez!

August 19, 2008... Mary J. Blige showed off a body as hot as her voice in Saint Tropez over the weekend. Guess she's taking a little break before she goes out on her tour this fall!

Traci Bingham Is A Vision In Turquoise

August 18, 2008... Baywatch alum (and Surreal Life "star") Traci Bingham showed off her assets and unique sense of style in Vegas over the weekend. Though most people look at these photos and immediately think, "hot tranny mess," I can see beyond...

She Kissed A Girl And We Like It

August 18, 2008... Sunset Tan's Janelle Perry makes out with a girl at a Las Vegas night club... I guess what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas! Click on the gallery links to see the play-by-play!

Jordan Vs. Dita

August 18, 2008... In a gratuitous, sexy-pic face-off (or chest-off, as it were), we're pitting Katie Price, aka Jordan, against the sultry Dita Von Teese and we want YOU to tell us who YOU think is the hottest! pix courtesy ASDA Tickled Pink Campaign...

X17 XCLUSIVE: Brit's Back (in Black)!

August 18, 2008... Britney, looking absolutely gorgeous and showing off her assets in a low-cut vest, flashed us an enormous smile as she headed into a party in the Hollywood Hills. Looks like our Queen B has truly returned to form in every way...

Mr. BIG

August 13, 2008... We spotted Sex and the City hunk Chris Noth out and about in Hollywood the other day... Guess he was going for a jog!

Who's Hotter?

August 12, 2008... Elle "The Body" Macpherson (with sons Flynn and Cy, not to mention a mystery man!) shopping at Fred Segal... ...or Anne Heche, with boyfriend James Tupper, also at Fred Segal.

Land Of The Lost

August 11, 2008... We might miss him on the hit ABC show, but at least he'll be co-starring in the upcoming Wolverine movie! Here's Charlie Dominic Monaghan dining at Madeo in Beverly Hills this weekend. Dom might not be as big a star as...

X17 XCLUSIVE: Britney's Bikini Body Blows Our Minds!

August 09, 2008... Britney Spears' fitness regimen may cost her $23k a month - but as she proved yesterday, it's worth every penny! We caught the pop princess darting out in a microscopic bikini yesterday afternoon. Feast your eyes on how astoundingly sexy...

Va-Va-Va-Vega!

August 06, 2008... Paz Vega and her hubby Orson Salazar took their young son to the beach for some family fun during their vacation to Ibiza. But Paz was showing off more than just her pride in her family - check out...

Going Naked For A Good Cause!

August 05, 2008... Image courtesy of PETA Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard is the latest face (and hot body!) of PETA, and she's taking it all off for their newest ad campaign against fur. The two-time Olympic gold medalist and U.S. team captain will...

Chad Pulls A Lindsay

August 05, 2008... Or is that a Miley? Who knows these days! One Tree Hill star Chad Michael Murray (along with his fiance, Kate Bosworth-lookalike Kenzie Dalton) hit up STK after attending the Teen Choice Awards this weekend... Uh, who's the shirtless guy on their...

Banned in the USA

August 05, 2008... Photo credit: Steven Meisel Eva Mendes' racy Calvin Klein television ads for "Obsession" have been banned in the U.S., reports the NY Daily News. In the ad, Eva rolls around on a bed breathing the fragrance's signature line, "between love and madness...

Holly Shows Off Her Sunset Tan

August 04, 2008... Holly Huddleston (you know, one of the "Olly" girls from Sunset Tan), bared (almost) all in a sexy photo shoot for FHM. We weren't shocked to see that she's even hotter off the show than she is on it,...

And He's How Much Older?

August 01, 2008... Or should the question be, how much younger is she? 61-year-old James Woods - who's an Oscar-nominee, MIT dropout, LAPD volunteer police officer AND member of Mensa - has quite an impressive resume. Even more impressive is his relationship with...

Carmen Electra Attends A Ho-Down

July 30, 2008... Back in the day, Carmen Electra used to perform with the Pussycat Dolls all the time - but lately, she's been singing a different tune! The vixen swung by the Key Club last night to shake what her plastic surgeon...

Naomi Sucks Face With Russian Beau in St. Tropez!

July 28, 2008... Much to the apparent excitement of their speedo-ed pal, Naomi gave new boyfriend, Russian tycoon Vladislav Doronin a big, wet kiss, almost taking his lower lip with her on a yacht in St. Tropez yesterday. Seems like Naomi Campbell's been on...

Tamara Does Tropez

July 27, 2008... President and Founder of the Jimmy Choo line, we bow down to the one and only Tamara Mellon! We spotted the London-born beauty on holiday in St. Tropez with her daughter this weekend... wow, and Christian Slater gets to date her?...

Jess Dresses To Impress

July 25, 2008... Jessica Simpson's attempt at going country might not be doing so well right now - but you'd never know it if you saw her yesterday! The pop starlet - who's currently in New York City - went out to dinner...

The Other Willis Girl

July 22, 2008... Presenting Bruce and Demi's other daughter - that would be Rumer's sister! - Tallulah Belle Willis. The youngest of their three girls (there's also Scout LaRue), Tallulah totally has the prettiest name... But is she the prettiest?

Britney In Bikinis: A Retrospective

July 05, 2008... If you love Queen B and you love her in a bikini (or underwear, as it were), then check out this gallery!!!!

Another Day...

July 04, 2008... ...another bikini for Ashley Tisdale! Our Hawaiian correspondents caught the High School Musical starlet back out on the beach with her boyfriend Jared Murillo yesterday afternoon. Ashley was sporting yet a brand new bikini - or at least it was...

Take THAT, Lance!

June 21, 2008... Dayum! I haven't seen Sheryl looking this hot in a while - I can't believe she's 46!!!! Sheryl went out with her pals Courteney Cox and Laura Dern, both of whom were decidedly dressed down last night at Nobu in...

X17 XCLUSIVE: We Love Mariah Long Time!

June 09, 2008... We were able to snap a few XCLUSIVE pix of Mariah Carey shooting the steamy, Chris Applebaum-directed video for "I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time", slated to be the third single taken from E=MC2. Mariah's hubby Nick Cannon was...

X17 XCLUSIVE - Are Jess And Tony Back ON?

May 16, 2008... Is this a kiss? A friendly peck on the head? Really, Tony, doesn't Jessica deserve full-on tongue after she treated you to lunch wearing lingerie???!!! I'm pretty sure Jess got this get-up at Kiki de Montparnasse yesterday during her sister's bachelorette...

I See London, I See France...

May 05, 2008... ...I see Jennifer Aniston in some tiny little pants! Seriously, how well do those shorts show off Jen's, uh, assets?? We don't know what she's looking at here - but we sure know what caught our eyes! CLICK HERE FOR THE...

A Foxy Soprano

May 04, 2008... The Sopranos star - and one-time pop singer - Jamie-Lynn Sigler had a night out at Foxtail this weekend with some pals. Remember when she used to be sorta-famous? Yeah, we don't either!

Kate, The Provocateur

May 04, 2008... courtesy Agent Provocateur Zamn! We can all mock her and make fun of her drug habit and her boyfriends but she's still hot! Check out Kate's new ad campaign for Agent Provocateur's Bridal Collection ... One more inside ...

Paris' Present To Herself

March 15, 2008... It may have been Benji Madden's birthday earlier this week, but Paris Hilton clearly saved one of the best gifts for herself - that gorgeous dress! Seriously, the pattern, the cut, all of it - we just can't stop staring...

X17 XCLUSIVE: Table For Four

March 14, 2008... Heidi Montag made sure the cameras caught sight of her, er, Hills last night when she and Spencer showed up at Nobu for a dinner date. In fact, the couple didn't even mean for us to be the ones...

Posh Dines While David Drives

March 11, 2008... David pulled Daddy duty yesterday (video below), taking his boys to school, while Posh spent a night out on the town! Victoria met Beckham BFFs Tom and Katie for dinner at Madeo last night. Why didn't she just get a...

Battle Of The Bods!

February 23, 2008... An important question to ponder -- who's got the hotter bod -- Latina bombshell Sofia Vergara or reality vixen Kim Kardashian??? Here on X17online, they battle it out ... Watch out, hot stuff coming through! Nice x 2 Hey, it's not a free show...

H-O-T Part 2

February 02, 2008... If there are any guys out there NOT glued to the TV watching past Superbowl highlights in anticipation of the game tomorrow, then we welcome you here, to drool over Ms. Sofia Vergara. I don't know ... ... but the boys seem...

Jenna Takes It (Almost) All Off For Mike Tito!

January 26, 2008... Jenna Jameson throw her boyfriend Tito Ortiz a wild b'day party last night at Cathouse in Vegas. MMMeeeooowww!!! more hot pix inside ...

Could Vic Be Shacking Up With Carrie?

November 24, 2007... After a cameo in Ugly Betty, Victoria Beckham has been offered a role in the upcoming Sex and the City movie, according to the Daily Mail. But there's just one problem ... The paper reports Victoria as saying: "I got...

Tweed Still Hit It!

October 26, 2007... Our cameramen spotted Shannon Tweed on the set of one of her latest projects. Sorry guys, but it's not one of those projects - although as foxy as the former Playmate of the Year was looking, we're just as disappointed...

Which Hairspray Star Is The Fairest of Them All?

October 23, 2007... Amanda... Brittany... or Zac?

Paris! Paris! Paris!

October 09, 2007... It feels like ages since we've seen Paris Hilton - but we're happy to report that our cold streak is at an end! We spotted the hotel heiress out and about yesterday stocking up for Halloween treats for her pets....

While You Were Sleeping... Rumer Dyed Her Hair!

September 28, 2007... Everyone - from Justin Timberlake and Nick Lachey to Samantha Ronson and Rumer Willis - was out on the town last night! And speaking of Rumer, what is UP with that hair? Did she have a bottle of peroxide that...

X17 XXXCLUSIVE - The Sweetness Doesn't Stop!

September 22, 2007... Don't ya just LOVE it! Is this a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine or what?! The man we believe to be Oscar de la Hoya was lookin' pretty for the camera a couple months back when he decided...

Which 80s Hard Body is Hotter?

September 18, 2007... German tennis star Boris Becker or Rocky 3's Dolph Lundgren? (File this under extreeeemely slow news day.)

You're Welcome

July 05, 2007... Brazilian beauty (and Victoria's Secret model) Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated her, uh, "independence" from clothing yesterday in Malibu.

Orange Alert!

July 05, 2007... Jessica Simpson's stylist has really been on a hot streak recently - as if the dazzling blue gown she hung on Jess earlier this week weren't evidence enough, last night at Mexicali we spotted the blonde bombshell in this bodacious...

Eva And Tony Go Buck Wild Before Their Wedding!

July 01, 2007... I guess having millions of dollars resting the bank while you're sporting around on a yacht in the St. Tropez with a boatload of hot people just before your wedding will do this to ya! (That and a few...

Lookin' Wicked, Jess!

June 30, 2007... What, you thought Jessica Simpson would get that dressed up just to go to Target? Well, guess again - after taking in a delectable sushi dinner at Fat Fish, Jess headed off to the Pantages theater to catch a performance...

Britney Goes For A Late Night Dip In The Pool!

May 21, 2007... Britney glammed up and hit the pool at the Raleigh Hotel last night after her Miami concert! Girlfriend was lookin' HOT! She and her crew arrived around 1 AM! and Britney tested the waters while Alli and Jessica...

X17 XCLUSIVE! - Pamela's Nude Photo Shoot!

May 19, 2007... See Pam. See Pam at a photo shoot in Cannes. See Pam with her top off. See 14 minutes of Pam looking hot. Grad some popcorn (and maybe some lotion), sit back, and enjoy this epic ...

John Mayer's Got Some Competition

April 17, 2007... Looks like those days of Jessica Simpson having trouble finding a man are a thing of the past - in addition to her steady boyfriend John Mayer, these days she's attracting the male gaze even when she's just walking down...

Tennis, Anyone?

March 16, 2007... All that time Britney's been spending with her boys lately must have been fun - but every now and again, it's nice to hang out with the girls, too! Check out the sexy ensemble Britney wore en route to her...

How to Beat the Monday Blues - By Looking at These Pictures of Brad Pitt!

February 05, 2007... We thought we'd give you a little eye candy to mull over while you're nursing your Superbowl hangover. Brad Pitt on Friday, hot, unhelmeted and on top of his hog!

Paris Exposed - X17 Style

January 25, 2007... By now you may have heard about the heiress' personal effectsfrom an unpaid storage facility having been auctioned off to pay the $208 dollar debt (WTF, she couldn't pay a $208 bill???), and displayed on the web. If you...

Katie Holmes Lookin' Hot (Finally!)

January 25, 2007... Seems like Posh's more youthful style might be rubbing off on Katie a little bit. She no longer looks like a grandmother in this gorgeous gown, but it does look like she's wearing grannie-panties! Perhaps feeling a little...

"And The Oscar For 'Hottest Nominee' Goes To..."

January 24, 2007... All the models may be in Paris at the moment for Fashion Week, but that's fine - we've still got Penelope Cruz for our daily dose of beauty! The Oscar-nominated actress left the Ivy looking spine-meltingly beautiful last night before...

I Told You It Was Cold In LA

January 22, 2007... Everyone always laughs at us for cranking up the heater once it gets down to fifty degrees, but as Paris Hilton ably demonstrated on the set of The Hottie And The Nottie yesterday, we're not kidding about feeling the chill!

Since David Beckham's Defected to Los Angeles, Prince Harry Now Officially Hottest Celeb in Britain!

January 17, 2007... While most of the celebs were in Los Angeles last weekend for the Golden Globes, Prince Harry was clubbing in London with girlfriend Chelsy Davy! Now that most of the royal-watchers seem to be focused on whether or not...

Hollywood's Best Breasts - Real vs. Fake

January 11, 2007... Who do you think has the best boobs in the biz? And who do you think were actually born with them? Click through for more revealing boob shots!

Paris Gets Into Character

January 09, 2007... We just uncovered these photos from last Friday of Paris - in a super-short dress, push-up bra and fishnets - hanging with her "The Hottie and the Nottie" co-star Christine Lakin! (Remember Christine from Step by Step?) In the...

Pam & Pauly Do NYE in Vegas!

January 02, 2007... Pam Anderson looked hot as hell when she hosted a party at TAO on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas. Meanwhile her ex, Kid Rock was hosting his own party just down the street at the Mirage! I'm...

Nelly in New Delhi

January 02, 2007... Nelly Furtado, lookin' smokin hot in her sari, gave a New Year's Eve show in New Delhi! Wonder how Promiscuous she got in that outfit?

Say Hello to Jessica's "Little Friends"

December 31, 2006... Alright, they're not so "little", but when Jessica stepped out the other night with her girls (she also brought Cacee Cobb, Jessica Paster and Ken Paves along), she almost made us forget about that other Jessica! Can we just...

Jennifer Lopez Hits Aspen

December 28, 2006... Move over, Mariah, there's a new diva in town! The snow didn't stop J.Lo from looking fierce in her four-inch stilettos...probably not the best cold-weather wear, but at least she can use them for ice picks come cocktail hour!...

Christina Rocks the Red

December 28, 2006... Christina's looking fierce and fabulous with her signature red accents (red lips, red bag, red shoes) in these pix from last weekend. The bottle of sake in Jordan's hand (an xmas gift from his wife) is probably not the...

Jessica Pumps Gas, Pumps Some Iron

December 26, 2006... While most of us were busy stuffing our faces this holiday weekend, Jessica Alba was doing things a little differently. Jessica pumped her own gas at a station on Sunset (with a friend) before heading over for a workout...

X17 Rewind - Biel By The Barrelful!

December 26, 2006... As X17Online's resident straight guy, it always warms my heart (among other locations) to see new pictures of Jessica Biel waiting to be written up - believe me, when you deal with as many pictures of Matthew McConaughey parading around...

Mariah Does Aspen Right

December 21, 2006... Mariah's no snowbunny (as you can probably guess from the heels, the unzipped jacket, the handler on either side making sure she doesn't slip), but she certainly looks like a snowdiva in these pix! Who else could pull off...

Britney Bares (Almost) All!

December 16, 2006... Britney never ceases to amaze us! She headed out for a night on the town last night in nothing more than a few pieces of lingerie! Is Brit trying to prove to us that she now wears underwear?...

X17 XCLUSIVE - The Girls Are Back In Town

December 14, 2006... The Olsen twins made an increasingly rare appearance out together last night at Chateau Marmont for the Dolce & Gabbana party. (How adorable were they together on The Today Show?) Although we've seen Ashley in the fur capelet...

Lindsay: Stripped

December 12, 2006... Lindsay was channeling her inner "Flashdancer" at strip class last week. (Is this just Lindsay taking her Halloween costume to the next level?) Let's hope she worked out some of her frustrations on that pole...although hopefully not too...

Kimberly Stewart Shows Off Her Winter Tan

December 07, 2006... Kimberly Stewart looks like she has the longest legs imaginable (all the better to show off in a short skirt) in these pix of her at the Coffee Bean in Sunset Plaza. Could be the camera angle, could be...

In Case of an Emergency ...

December 01, 2006... What do you think Lindsay uses these handcuffs for?

Britney Looks HOT - Finally!

November 29, 2006... We're thrilled to report that after a six-day partying marathon, Britney seems to be getting her act together again! When we spotted her getting gas last night, she was looking downright beautiful - and we couldn't be happier to see...

Sharon Stone Shows Starlets How To Strut

November 24, 2006... Sharon might not have been flashing as much skin as some of Hollywood's momentary "it"-girls when she stepped out for a bite at Mr. Chow's last night, but she sure looked all the classier for it! The feather boa is...

Gisele Visits Friends - But Where's Leo?

November 15, 2006... We spotted Gisele Bundchen (as if we could miss her!) walking back to her car after visiting a few local friends yesterday - but while it's always nice to see Gisele (whistles inappropriately, whacks self on head with frying pan),...

Spandex Hasn't Been This Appealing Since the 80s

November 14, 2006... Jake Gyllenhaal was back on his bike yesterday, training in the Hollywood Hills for his upcoming role as Lance Armstrong in the biopic of...Lance Armstong. Can we just say thank you? The only thing better than Jake in...

X17 Buttrospective!

November 08, 2006... Given how much all you guys love to see celebrities making asses out of themselves, we thought you might get a kick out of a look back (GET IT ROFLS?!!?!) at some of our favorite shots of celebs looking all...

Que Bella!

November 07, 2006... I know Paris tends to draw a lot of anger from people, but it's pretty hard to ignore how cute she was looking perched on a Vespa scooter on the set of an Italian commercial yesterday - from her hair...

Jenna Gets Down in Vegas

November 06, 2006... This is a picture we just couldn't waste by burying it mistakenly in the Shanna Moakler story. So I've done a little plastic surgery to the blog here, extracting these Jenna Jameson images to stand on their own here,...

Spooky, Scary, And Sexy

October 29, 2006... Travis Barker, Brandon Davis (aka creator of Firecrotch), and Paris -- If you think the pix are funny, wait until you see the video of Travis below, where we ask him the un-askable; and as always -- if you like...

Scandal At The Pumpkin Patch!

October 25, 2006... Controversy is mounting over the half-naked Girls Next Door, Holly and Bridget, and their visit to the kid-centric Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch. Moms have told us they're disguested; one photo editor called it "inappropriate;" and the parents there on...