Man, as soon as I get out of work I'm heading directly to church - after all, if Lindsay Lohan's getting turned away from the door at Hyde, the end times must be upon us! The newly-blonde starlet stopped by the back door of her favorite hangout late last night with her entourage, only to be told that Christina Aguilera had rented out the whole club for a private afterparty - and all the doe-eyes Lindsay could muster couldn't get her on the list. Maybe she should have studied Paris a little closer back before the Great Schism!