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Remember Brit's former bodyguard Fat Tony who was a "surprise witness" in Brit's early custody battle with Kevin?

Well, he's crawled back into the public eye, with the help of his publicist lawyer Gloria Allred, who announced that while all eyes were trained downtown for Brit's emergency hearing, Fat Tony was giving his deposition, Gloria tells In Touch.

Yeah, when you have to release a statement to the tabs, it's a pretty clear sign that no one really gives a sh*t.