A is for Apple!

P is for Paris, who looked stunning in a chic black dress at the opening of new Hollywood Hot Spot Apple last night!

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W is for WTF is Samantha doing with her face? Was she putting on her "tough girl" act because Lindsay's alleged ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel was also in attendance at the club opening? And speaking of...


L is for lesbians, of which there were aplenty last night! Tila and Courtenay made sure that everyone saw them take a shot at love, with their hands all over each other on the red carpet!


...and then we have D for drama. Casey Johnson, heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune and the woman Courtenay dumped for Tila Tequila, made sure to cause quite a scene outside the club, perhaps in an attempt to try and take attention away from Courtenay and Tila's PDA on the red carpet!

Check out the video for Lindsay, Paris, Courtenay, Tila, Casey and more taking a bite out of Apple last night!