Umm seriously?! Ben Affleck holding hands with his tiny son?! If your womb isn't aching -- then there's something wrong with you!

Big daddy Ben showed off his parenting skills (and his killer pecs) when he spent some quality time with son Samuel in Los Angeles on Tuesday. And we're all dying inside ...

This is the perfect man ... being practically perfect in every way.

After an epic fight it appears as though, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are headed for splitsville. The two were reportedly en route to the Saving SPOT! animal charity fundraiser in Santa Monica on Sunday, when they got into a battle of words and cancelled on the event last minute.

The duo "were in the car on the way, when they had an epic fight" and "ended up turning around," reports the New York Post.

The source told the newspaper that, "Reporters were told they were on their way, until the head of the charity informed everyone at the end of the event that they weren’t going to make it due to "logistics.'"

But the daytime talk show host and the Arrested Development actress are shooting down the reports saying in a statement, "We were happy to lend our names as honorary chairs and the organization was always aware that we would be unable to attend.

We think it's a bit odd they would say they would attend when the charity put out a flier with their faces on it, inviting guests to join the power couple at the daytime soiree. But the couple is also claiming that they did not approve the images, adding, "This is the first time we have seen our images attached to the invite. It was not approved and it is misleading."

Ellen's lawyer Marty Singer also refuted the claim in a statement, saying, "The story is a complete lie. My client told the organizer they never agreed nor planned to attend the event. There was no fight that caused them not to attend."

Sounds like a lot of refuting to us! With the recent reports of the constant feuding between the couple -- we have to believe that the blondes are just trying to save face in the media. Sounds like it's only a matter of time before these two officially bite the dust ...

Here is LeAnn Rimes trying to stay relevant by sharing yet another bikini pic. Her reality show bombed and her album flopped, so we guess her body is the only thing she has going for her at this point!

She's like the cat that ate the canary!

Gwyneth Paltrow headed to the gym in L.A. this morning, and even though she kept a straight face as she drove, we know deep down she felt like giving a huge grin because Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are dunzo! Not only that, but the Coldplay rocker's lingering feelings for his estranged wife reportedly led to the split, so the Goop queen has to be somewhat flattered he's having a hard time getting over her!

"Jen thought there was three of them in the relationship and didn’t feel comfortable. She understood how close Chris is to his two children with Gwyneth but was perturbed by the way his relationship with her had a knock-on effect in theirs. It appears Chris is not quite over Gwyneth and rather than be left open to the risk of humiliation Jennifer thought it best to step aside. She is one of the most desirable women in Hollywood and quite rightly deserves to be leading lady for any man and not play second fiddle," a source dished to the Mirror.

The lifestyle guru has been linked to rumored boyfriend Brad Falchuk since the summer, but maybe Gwynnie is the only one allowed to consciously couple and co-parent at the same time?

We are a little shocked to see Katy Perry still cozying up with rumored boyfriend Diplo after news broke over the weekend that he's expecting a second child with his ex girlfriend Kathryn Lockhart. Guess she's more understanding than we are -- but we should have known that already she did date John Mayer -- yuck!

The Major Lazer DJ and music producer is said to have impregnated his former flame Kathryn Lockhart, whom he already has one child with, before he and KP began dating in April. Over the weekend, the DJ changed his Twitter handle to "Baby Daddy" all but confirming the rumor. If they started dating seven months ago -- that means Diplo's baby mama must be pretty close to being due! But it seems like Katy doesn't mind that her man's got another kid on the way ...

Diplo and the "Roar" songstress were spotted on Sunday departing a private plane together at Le Bourget airport on Sunday. Katy, Diplo and her entourage are continuing the "Last Friday Night" singer's 30th birthday celebration. Last week, the color-changing singer gathered family and friends together for a trip to Morocco. Now it seems Russell Brand's ex wife is keeping the party going with a jaunt to Paris. We can't blame her!

Looks like cupcake-wearing star isn't letting ANYTHING ruin her bday plans!

Can't Katy pick a good dude sometime? We hear Chris Martin is single again!

What to get the woman who has everything? Yeezy had an idea!

Kim Kardashian just turned 34-years-old, and the reality star's daughter North painted a handbag with the help of daddy Kanye for her mother's present.

"He got me this purse and it was really pretty painted and then my computer was open next to the gift and I was trying to figure out why it was there. And I press play and it was a video of her [North] actually painting it. She spent hours getting paint all over herself and painting this purse and he captured it all. It was so sweet," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star revealed to E! News.

You know Kimmy K was secretly pissed she didn't get any diamonds!

Paris Hilton really loves to show off her latest accessory -- her miniature Pomeranian, Prince!

Wearing a stained glass-print dress, the celebutante had a shopping spree on Beverly Hills' famed Beverly Drive on Tuesday. Paris hasn't let Prince Hilton since she got her furry friend last month -- and we can't blame her -- the press can't take their eyes off the tiny fur ball. And we know Paris loves to have all eyes on her!

After last weekend's blue bunny costume, we're just glad to see Paris with some pants on. Last year the tall blonde went all out for Halloween, wearing eight different costumes. We imagine there are more festive ensembles to come this week from the attention-loving celeb!

Say hello the this pint size guidette!

Snooki gave birth to her baby girl Giovanna Marie last month, and now the reality star is giving us our first peek at her tiny princess with a family portrait. "FINALLY sharing the first pic of my baby girl Giovanna…," she wrote on her Twitter account. Also pictured is dad Jionni LaValle and son Lorenzo. What a good looking brood!

The Jersey Shore star is taking having two kids in stride. "Giovanna just turned one month yesterday. It's going by so quick! I feel like I just had her yesterday. But you know it’s kind of easy with two kids now because she’s a newborn — all she does is eat and s**t and sleep. So she literally just lays there while Lorenzo — who is 2 — has temper tantrums. I think once Giovanna starts to actually move and crawl and run around, that’s when s**t's gonna hit the fan," she confessed to Us Weekly.

This former party animal has really grown up!