Taylor Swift is RICH, y'all! She may not be able to snag a boyfriend, but girl knows how to rake in the dough!

Swift, 23, made $57 million last year, according to Parade Magazine's What People Earn issue.

She's the third-highest paid woman in entertainment, behind Oprah and Britney Spears.

But what about the boys? Justin Bieber raked in $55 million in 2012 after his tour and fragrance were huge successes for the 19-year-old. And just to make you feel totally inadequate, guess what that breaks down to as an hourly rate ... $6,261/hour!

Brad Pitt made less than 2/3rds Taylor's salary, coming in at $35.5 million. He didn't have a big movie last year - Killing Them Softly wasn't exactly at box office hit -- but the actor/model's Chanel No. 5 ads brought him $7 million alone. Good thing, because the commercials didn't do wonders for his career!

Meanwhile, Oscar-winner Anne Hathaway pocketed a paltry $10 million for her starring role in Les Mis. Adele made an impressive $32 million, in part due to the success of her James Bond track "Skyfall."

Other top-earners include the Olsen twins at $40 million combined and NCIS actor/producer Mark Harmon who made $38 million!!! He pulls in $500,000 per episode for the crime drama ... who knew?!

So thaaaaat's what Rihanna sees in Chris Brown!

RiRi's bad boy played it up for our cameras yesterday, showing off his fit physique after 2 hours at the gym. Chris may play it like he doesn't want to be photo'd, but do you think he just happened to take his shirt off right before he got out of the car?

I feel another one of Rihanna's sexy Twitpics coming on ...



After a mile-high pregnancy scare, Kim Kardashian has her feet back on terra ferma. The reality show star experienced stomach pains on her flight back from Paris and immediately rushed to the doctor when she landed.

Not to worry -- Kim and baby Kimye are fine (her mom Kris told us) and Kim was back to work yesterday, heading to a shoot at the Bel Air Hotel in another interesting maternity look ... a cape!

Ms. K wrapped herself in black silk crepe with her hair slicked back. Fresh off the runway shows in Paris, it seems Kanye's girl found some inspiration on the catwalk!

Miley Cyrus' mystery man -- the guy she partied with last night and drove home with in her Porsche Cayenne -- is a boy named Paul Khoury, from her gang of friends.

Could Paul be Miley's revenge date after reports fiance Liam Hemsworth hooked up with January Jones surfaced earlier this week? Or was last night's outing just two friends, innocently hanging out ... without Liam?

We know Paul went to Palm Springs with Miley and Liam and a gaggle of friends last September but we haven't spotted the New Jersey native with Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus in our own archive of X17 pix.

And of course you'd expect Miley to address the whole thing on Twitter, 'cause you KNOW she's seen our story and our photos today. And she did! Well, we think she did ... kinda ...

“Your soul can fly outward stringed to your ribcage like a shimmering kite in the shape of an open hand.” - JEFF BUCKLEY

Deep.

Meanwhile, Liam's in Australia, having jetted off to his home country a couple weeks ago to give Miley some breathing room, according to People.com.

"Miley is still upset with Liam. She took off the ring to make him mad," a source tells the mag. BUT, "It doesn't mean that they have split. Miley says they are still together."

On Wednesday night Chris Brown got scolded by police for blocking traffic outside of a Hollywood nightclub, and that was after he lashed out at a valet attendant at a charity event in Studio City!

So what did the 23-year-old R&B bad boy do on Thursday? At first we thought he was going to lay low at home, but after lounging around in a pair of sexy yellow sweats, he decided to race around town in his red Dodge Viper and stop by the recording studio.

We love the fact that he gave us a smile and a wave from the driver's seat, but we're definitely not digging the cigarette he's puffing on -- that can't be good for his voice, and while Rihanna is open about her love for pot, we don't know that she's a fan of this kind of smoker's breath!

We caught up with Kris Jenner after a workout session with Tracy Anderson this morning, and we had to ask how daughter Kim Kardashian was feeling following her emergency doctor's visit for stomach pains earlier this week.

"Kim's good," she told our photographer before adding, "She's gonna be OK."

We are so relieved!

The reality star feared she was having a miscarriage after experiencing pains in her abdomen on a flight back from Paris, but her doctor assured her Baby Kimye is just fine!

Another host bites the dust!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving her spot on The View after a nine year run, a source tells Us.

So why the sudden departure?

Apparently the bubbly blonde is too conservative for the viewer's taste! "The viewers they polled all said she was too extreme and right wing," a source told the mag.

The news comes mere hours after fellow co-host Joy Behar announced she was leaving the daytime talk show to persue other projects. Miss Hasselbeck joined the ABC show back in 2003 when she took over for Lisa Ling.

We're sure she will find a new gig!

Who knew they were friends?!

Hilary Duff and son Luca had a playdate with Jack Osbourne's wife Lisa Stelly and daughter Pearl yesterday, and we were surprised to see them together considering we weren't aware they were pals!

Hil matched with her little boy in a plaid shirt, while Jack O's wife kept it basic in black.

We wonder if Lisa cut the baby bonding session short when she caught word of her sister-in-law Kelly Osbourne's seizure and subsequent hospitalization?