Can you believe Megan Fox gave birth in September?!

The Transformers hottie covers the new issue of Esquire magazine, and she shows off her amazing abs in this sexy photo shoot. As expected, Megan also mouths off in her interview about why fame sucks and she even compares Lindsay Lohan to Marilyn Monroe ... but not in a good way!

"I don't think people understand," she says of fame. "They all think we should shut the f*ck up and stop complaining because you live in a big house or you drive a Bentley. So your life must be so great. What people don't realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you're being bullied by millions of people constantly."

When asked why she decided to get her Marilyn Monroe tattoo removed, Megan says, "I started reading about her and realized that her life was incredibly difficult. It's like when you visualize something for your future. I didn't want to visualize something so negative ... She wasn't powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay [Lohan]. She was an actress who wasn't reliable, who almost wasn't insurable.... She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I'm not interested in following in those footsteps."

Um, ouch! But so true...

Amanda Bynes has updated her ever-changing look yet again ... this time with a cheek piercing. Yikes!

The 26-year-old actress has been accused of recent bizarre behavior, so maybe this new accessory shouldn't really surprise us.

Ms. Bynes is expected in court this month for her DUI case.

Back in September, she pleaded not guility to two separate counts of hit-and-run. Bynes is also facing two charges of driving on a suspended license and one DUI charge.

His tiger's blood wasn't the result of substance abuse!

Charlie Sheen made an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, and the veteran actor talked all about the circumstances that led up to his firing from Two and a Half Men and subsequent meltdown last year.

Asked by the talk show host if crack cocaine was to blame for his bizarre antics, the bad boy quipped, "I wish it was crack cocaine. I wish it was an ocean of vodka, a bathtub full of pills," adding, "It was just my brain was kind of separated into itself. I just had to take a stand for what I know was right."

So drugs played no part in all the drama?

"Not during the meltdown," he said. "During the previous 30 years of my life, sure."

His new show Anger Management has won Mr. Sheen rave reviews, so it seems as if things are finally on an upswing for Hollywood's favorite party boy!

Now he just needs to give up his nasty smoking habit!

But wait a minute ... that's not Janice Dickinson -- that's 34-year-old Elisabetta Canalis, who seems to be looking a bit um, different these days!

The Italian TV presenter/model attended the Diesel Black and Gold Collection show during Milan Fashion Week on Tuesday, and she still looks good, but we're guessing this wasn't the face George Clooney fell in love with back in 2009!

"#dieselblackgold show with ariannalessi, Luke Evans and Adrian Brody," Elisabetta tweeted, adding that she was getting ready for the D Squared show. She certainly stays busy!

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The Kardashian girls know how to make an entrance! The gorgeous twosome arrived at The Today Show looking fabulous.

Great to see Kim, in all her pregnant glory, wearing a bright color for a change. Perhaps Kanye is loosening up on telling his baby mama what to wear.

Kourtney wore a leather long-sleeve top and high-waisted white skirt. Although we're on the fence with this outfit, we do love the heels!

Kim and Kourt are in New York to promote the upcoming season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.

These girls never stop when it comes to plugging themselves. Make that money!

Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to be arraigned in Los Angeles this morning for allegedly lying to police after crashing her Porsche last June, and even though she fired attorney Shawn Holley on Monday, Holley appeared on her behalf today and plead not guilty to the charges.

On Monday Holley was on her way to meet with the prosecutor and the judge to work on a plea deal, but before Holley set foot in the courthouse, Lohan signed her own walking papers, let Holley go and hired New York attorney Mark Heller to handle her legal woes, according to TMZ.

Lohan also reportedly rejected a plea deal that would send her to rehab, and as a result she put herself at risk of being thrown back in jail. You see, the attorney prosecuting Lohan was willing to keep her out of the slammer as long as she agreed to check into "lockdown rehab" for 6 months. Since Lohan rejected the deal, it was likely a bench warrant would have been issued for her arrest, but Holley saved the day today.

Holley tiptoed around the issue of whether she's still Lohan's lawyer, and since the starlet didn't appear in court and there was some confusion regarding the transition, the judge let Holley enter a plea for Lohan. TMZ reported that Heller is not licensed to practice in California and he wasn't in court on Monday or Tuesday.

A pretrial date has been scheduled for January 30th, and Lohan has been ordered to appear. Should be interesting to see what goes down at the end of the month!

She's one of the happiest travelers we've ever seen!

Tara Reid made her way through LAX yesterday, and the American Pie actress must not have realized her shirt was see-thru when photographers began taking her picture, because she was all smiles and didn't seem to have a care in the world!

To the blonde beauty's credit, most times a nude bra under a black shirt is unnoticeable, so it's simply the camera flash that exposes too much cleavage. Kim Kardashian knows a thing or two about this wardrobe malfunction, but something tells us she does it intentionally!

Miss Reid is quite the international traveler in recent years, so we wonder where she was headed this time? Our money is on St. Tropez!

After back-to-back arrests late last year, Edward Furlong has been arrested for a third time for domestic violence.

The 35-year-old actor was taken into police custody on Sunday morning after an altercation with his girlfriend, and he reportedly had an outstanding warrant for his arrest from a previous charge when he was picked up by LAPD. The former Terminator 2 star is still in custody, and his mugshot was released today.

And this isn't the only legal drama Furlong has dealt with lately! Ex-wife Rachael Bella recently obtained a court order prohibiting him from spending time alone with their 6-year-old son Ethan, after the boy tested positive for cocaine following a visit with Furlong last year.