Huh?

You should know better than to say something like that, Johnny Depp! Has your being named the world's "Sexiest Man Alive" on multiple magazine covers meant nothing?

Mr. Depp opened up to The Sun on how he views his gorgeous self in the morning, and it’s definitely a far cry from what millions of ladies see. Depp confesses:

"It's a complete mystery for me. The attention is strange. I wake up and have to look at that head when I brush my teeth and it is often unpleasant."

Come on Johnny! Even with massive amounts of guy-liner and dreads, à la Captain Jack Sparrow, the world still thinks you're beyond sexy. And we bet your lucky girlfriend/baby mama, French actress/model Vanessa Paradis agrees with us.

But one thing he does feel confident about? Fatherhood. The Alice In Wonderland star goes on to say:

"In terms of being a dad, in terms of being a pop, that's exactly who I am. But, in the context of the world that I work in, I'm still sort of figuring it out."

How much fun would it be to have Depp as your dad?

Find out which role the sexy The Pirates of the Caribbean star is set to play next, after the jump ...

Paris Hilton and fashion go hand in hand, and the heiress is proving it while in New York promoting her iPhone app. She must have filled an entire plan with her luggage!

The 30-year-old reality star celebrated her birthday in style by making the rounds on the NYC talk shows ... including Letterman and the Wendy Williams Show.

When Letterman asked Paris what she has in store for the future, she replied, "Just continue doing my business and growing my empire and have kids."

Way to be direct, Paris. Looking at how gorgeous she is in all of these outfits, Cy is one lucky guy! Let's hope an engagement ring is coming soon for Princess P.

See Paris and Cy share a romantic smooch ... after the jump.

Lady Gaga is planning to expand her talents to the big screen. During an interview with Sirius XM's The Morning Mash Up!, the 24-year-old singer was asked about a future in acting. She says:

"I think at some point, yes. I think I’m sort of destined for that screen at some point."

The Born This Way singer also mentioned who she'd like to have play her in a biopic. Gaga adds:

"I’ve always been a big fan of Rosario Dawson. Oh, you know what, I would have Marisa Tomei play me. I am such a Marisa Tomei fan. All my friends call me Marisa when I get angry. Because my New York accent just flies out of my body and I start smacking my gum."

When asked how she spent her Valentine's Day, Lady G reveals, "I was in my bed with tons of shoes. I was holding all my shoes, my Valentine’s."

Find out how Gaga maintains her sexy shape ... after the jump.

This is a total bummer!

While it seemed Madonna's girls-only school in Malawi had been given the green light, it was discovered recently the Material Girl abandoned her plans to continue with the project, because some 200 African villagers are unwilling to part with the land it’s been designated to build on.

Although the Malawi government backed the $15 million project, which will provide advanced schooling for 500 girls from underprivileged backgrounds, local villagers say they laid claim to the land long before Madonna's school construction was revealed, and are unwilling to give it up at any price.

To keep the project running, the government offered the villagers new property to live on, and Madonna has even paid them compensation, more than 16 million kwacha (about $115,000), for their houses, gardens and trees.

Lilongwe District Commissioner Charles Kalemba, accompanied by other government officials and representatives from Madonna's Raising Malawi charity, called a meeting with the villagers, and told them they will have to vacate. Kalemba said:

"Government allowed you to occupy this land because there was no project yet. But now that Madonna wants to build you a school you have to give way. You are lucky that Madonna has compensated you for your houses, gardens and trees."

Despite the fact the villagers have been told this school will greatly benefit their children, the people are unwilling to leave land that has been in their family for several generations. The property is simply worth more to them than money, or a school for girls.

Until the dispute can be settled, the new leader of Madonna's project says the singer will continue to fund projects to build many more schools, with other educational groups.

We hope Madonna and the villagers can work it out!

Miley Cyrus is apparently steaming mad over the interview her estranged father Billy Ray gave to GQ in which he said he was "scared" for his 18-year-old daughter and claimed Hannah Montana "destroyed" his family.

"To say Miley is angry is an understatement," a pal blabbed to Popeater. "She's furious that her own flesh and blood would make a private matter so public. Who does he think he is, Michael Lohan?"

Billy Ray reunited with ex-wife Tish at a pet cemetery just a few days ago, but it doesn't sound like he will be seeing his daughter, whom he claims he hasn't spoken to since last year, any time soon after dropping this bomb.

"This isn't what a father does," the source says. "He never said a bad world about Hannah Montana all those years it made millions for the family, and now that Miley has turned 18 and is making her own decisions, he does this."

Billy Ray also said in the interview that Miley was surrounding herself by people who are "putting her in danger," and that he should have been a better parent to her.

But the Cyrus source says that Billy Ray's actions are "unforgivable" and that he has still not reached out to his daughter that he feels such fear for.

"Miley has told him that if he wants to talk with her he has her number," says the pal.

Ted Williams, the once homeless man who became a viral sensation due to his "golden voice," revealed he's heading to Washington D.C. in the hopes of meeting President Obama.

After becoming a YouTube sensation, the 53-year-old alcoholic went on Dr. Phil to discuss his personal struggles, and shortly after, he relapsed back into addiction.

Williams recently discussed his sudden rise to fame with the CBS Early Show:

"It was too much, too fast, and I was just not really focused on what I should be doing. I felt scripted. I was doing live phone-ins (to TV shows) from rehab."

From the outhouse to the White House. Good for him!

See Mr. Williams giving us the thumbs up ... after the jump.

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Justin's got a gun!

Last night the Biebs made his second and final appearance on CSI playing Jason McCann, a troubled teen who eventually gets gunned down by the police in a standoff on the hit show.

Incredibly, his famous hair seemed to stay completely in place even as he was shot to the ground.

Justin originally appeared on the show back in September, where it was his characters brother who was murdered, and last night Bieber was out for revenge, but met a bloody demise.

"It was really cool because I actually—I get shot, like several times," Justin recently said of the scene. "I fall down and there's fake blood and everything. It's crazy how the whole process is."

But the Biebs cleaned up for the premiere of his hit film, Never Say Never in Paris last night where he wasn't looking so bloody, but bloody good on the red carpet:



So what do you think, now that Justin's a bona fide movie star (his film raked in over $30 million at the US box office in just one weekend) and has conquered the small screen, should he give up on singing and just concentrate on his acting career?

Lindsay Lohan and her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson enjoyed a late night of partying together at Teddy's nightclub, and this morning, the twosome are still together ... in bed!

Just before Lindsay's mom appeared on Good Morning America, the DJ tweeted the above message early this morning, indicating that Linds is sleeping just an arm's reach away.

We don't blame Lilo for being tired! Last night, Linds and Sam left Teddy's nightclub at the Roosevelt Hotel just before 2am before heading back to their Venice pads. Could these two be rekindling their former romance?

As for Lindsay, she's due back in court on the 23rd after she pleaded not guilty to grand theft felony on the 9th.

See an exclusive photo of Lindsay and Sam leaving Teddy's ... after the jump.