Casey Affleck revealed that the I'm Still Here documentary isn't real, so naturally Joaquin Phoenix went on the Letterman show to make peace with the talk show host...

If you remember, a super awkward Phoenix made a now infamously bizarre appearance on Letterman in early 2009. But last night he said the following to Dave:

"I mean, I think that you've interviewed many, many people and I assumed that you would know the difference between a character and a real person. I hope I didn't offend you in any way."

Watch the, er, hilariousness above!

And it wasn't even on one of their popular nights!

Last night porn star/former Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James tried to roll up to Las Palmas nightclub, but she was turned down at the door. I WOULD blame it on the oh so classy stain pattern on the crotchal region of her pants, but I think we all know why no one wanted her inside...

Good to know the infamous outfit will live on! Sort of.

Lady Gaga creates new fashion trends daily, but her craziest concoction yet was the meat dress she wore at the VMAs earlier this month (which she somehow explained as a gay rights dress later on) - seriously, talk about a beefy choice!

Now designer Franc Fernandez says the dress will dry out "rather than rotting," and afterward it will become "jerky," reports E! Online.

"The dress will go through a process where it becomes a sort of 'jerky' and will be archived," says Fernandez. "But it shouldn't be worn again."

At least we know it won't decompose!

Courtesy: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.

Kelly Osbourne, who is looking fab these days, is dishing to Ellen DeGeneres about her post-breakup heartache. Miss O, who admits ex-fiance Luke Worrall is still on her mind, tells Ellen:

"It's been the hardest thing I've ever had to deal with in along time and I'm not over it. And for a while I thought...a small part of me wanted to still be with him but it's not right. The best your relationship is ever going to be is how it is when you're dating. We weren't happy anymore. I had to go to the next step in my life and so did he and unfortunately..."

As for how this breakup compares to previous ones, Ozzy's girl adds:

"Yeah, it sucked way more because I was going to marry him. I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him and a part of me still really does but there is a huge part of me that doesn't. Because I need a man that's going to stand next to me and say, I don't care what anyone else says that's my girlfriend shut-up. And, not many people will do that."

Kelly may be single, but she's not ready to mingle. She tells Ellen:

"I do not want to date anyone. Although, I have been rumored to been dating Chace Crawford and I don't believe I've ever met him. So that's kind of cool."

Rihanna was spotted arriving at the W Hotel in Hollywood last night, and it looks like the R&B singer is enjoying a break from shooting Battleship to hang with her bf Matt Kemp. Rihanna helped her pro baseball player beau celebrate his 26th birthday at Drai’s nightclub last night, and we're hoping she didn't hide behind her red wig the entire evening! Er, weave?

The new trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has hit the web, and all we have to say is November 19 can't come quickly enough! Check out the amaaaazing preview above!

Michael Lohan, who has permanently re-located from Long Island to Los Angeles, plans on being at the Beverly Hills Courthouse tomorrow morning to support his daughter Lindsay during a hearing in which the judge will determine her punishment for violation of probation ... and his ex-wife Dina Lohan's restraining order will not be getting in the way.

Lohan tells X17online exclusively:

"I'll definitely be there for Lindsay. As for Dina's restraining order against me, it has been in place for six years. We've been in the same courtroom before. If she wants to play that game, she can go ahead."

As a further dig to Dina, Michael says that Lindsay's mom doesn't have their daughter's best interest in mind when it comes to getting Lilo into a proper rehab facility. In response to his ex's alleged comments about having a team in place to squash Lindsay's recent problems, Michael tells X17online:

"That's Dina's mindset. She thinks that she's Teflon and nothing can hurt her."

Dina Lohan currently has a restraining order that requires Michael to stay 100 yards away from his her at all times.

X17online will be LIVE at the courthouse tomorrow bringing all the drama direct to you in streaming video!

Sexiest peasants EVER!

Kim Kardashian and her mother Kris Jenner (who are already on their way back to the states) made an appearance at the original Oktoberfest in Munich dressed in sexy dirndls, and we figured the ladies would get a kick out of it! The outfits were designed by Lola Paltinger, and Kim tweeted during the festivities, "My mom will not take off her drindle she is even doing interviews in it! Embarrassing!" Aww, what's wrong with playing dress up?