Even the Real Housewives of New York starlet looks upset with how teeny-tiny she's gotten!

The natural foods chef - inventor of the SkinnyGirl brand - is filming her new show in NYC and all we can focus on (aside from some crazed facial expressions) is her skinny waist. How Dita Von Teese of her! Hot or not?

He must be! ScarJo's hubby - whom we spotted at Little Dom's in Los Feliz yesterday afternoon - just finished shooting the Green Lantern adaptation, is starring in Deadpool as the Marvel character and, lastly, he's attached to R.I.P.D. (Rest in Peace Department), also based on a comic book.

Comic book mania! Heck, we'll see anything with this studly star.

Halle Berry is taking a breather from current squeeze and Dark Tides co-star Olivier Martinez ... at least for today. The stunning 44-year-old actress did a little shopping in Beverly Hills without her main man.

Just last month, X17online brought you the first photos of Halle and Olivier sharing a passionate kiss in Paris.

While keeping it simple in sandals, tights and a sleeveless shirt showing off her tight and toned arms, Miss Berry seemed to be focused on the task at hand ... spending her hard-earned dough!

Love the shades, Halle!

At least this means her follow-up to Circus hasn't fallen off the radar!

Various online reports claim that pop star Britney Spears has taken it upon herself to create some sort of "writing camp" - she's invited top songwriters to come and help create new tracks for her highly anticipated new album.

Neon Hitch (who's written for Ke$ha and 3OH!3) Tweeted the following: "I hate flying, but the reward of writing for Britney in Texas makes it all worth it..!! C u in a few days LA! :)"

And later she wrote, "Just arrived at the Britney writing camp And they have their own plane!!"

Britney's latest album is now set to be released early next year.

Charlie Hunnam covers the latest issue of Men's Health, and in case you needed a good reason to watch the hit FX show The Sons Of Anarchy, here it is!

Charlie stars as Jax Teller, one of the leaders of a Northern California motorcycle gang, and before you poke fun at him for copying Spencer Pratt's caveman facial hair style, just know that it's all for his character. Which we don't mind, because with abs and a handsome face like that, who cares about the scraggly beard!

And the English accent he has in real life? SWOON!

Poor Jen! First The Switch, now this.

Courteney Cox's Cougar Town premiered last night with very special guest star Jennifer Aniston... but unfortunately for both actresses, not many people tuned in!

Approximately 12.6 million viewers watched Modern Family season premiere, but that number dropped to around 8.3 million for Cougar Town.

The comedy came in third in its time slot. Last year, the series premiere had 11.4 million viewers watching.

Sure, most people are watching reality TV nowadays, but Jen likely hoped for better numbers than this.

Casey Affleck revealed that the I'm Still Here documentary isn't real, so naturally Joaquin Phoenix went on the Letterman show to make peace with the talk show host...

If you remember, a super awkward Phoenix made a now infamously bizarre appearance on Letterman in early 2009. But last night he said the following to Dave:

"I mean, I think that you've interviewed many, many people and I assumed that you would know the difference between a character and a real person. I hope I didn't offend you in any way."

Watch the, er, hilariousness above!

And it wasn't even on one of their popular nights!

Last night porn star/former Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James tried to roll up to Las Palmas nightclub, but she was turned down at the door. I WOULD blame it on the oh so classy stain pattern on the crotchal region of her pants, but I think we all know why no one wanted her inside...