Riiiight.

After Judge Marsha Revel issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan due to her SCRAM bracelet going off five times at Katy Perry's MTV Movie Awards after party over the weekend, Dina Lohan is coming to her daughter's defense with a very original excuse.

Dina told Page Six, "She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."

Hmm, why didn't Lindsay speak up sooner? Or were they spending all this time trying to come up with this? Sigh. Maybe if Lindsay wasn't at parties where alcohol was present, she wouldn't be in danger of having a sloppy drunk spill their beverage into her mouth on her leg?

And that's not all Dina had to say -- the world's best stage mom tells the paper that Donald Trump himself wants Lindsay to appear on the next Celebrity Apprentice! Dina said, "Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of Celebrity Apprentice have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She's deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she's very busy."

NBC has yet to comment, so we're curious to see what comes of this! Lindsay would certainly make the show a lot more entertaining...that is, if she's not the star of Lockdown first!

Larry King is not looking too happy these days. While on a stroll through Studio City, chatting on his cell phone, King couldn't help but scowl at the cameras. Guess he's still not used to being on THAT side of the camera.

The CNN talk show host has continued to remain silent when asked about his wife Shawn's reported overdose this past weekend. In a 9-1-1 tape, Shawn's dad, Karl Engemann, can be heard telling the dispatcher that Shawn may have accidentally overmedicated on prescription drugs that she's been taking for depression and menopause.

A police report from Provo, Utah, lists the following eight prescriptions that Shawn's currently taking: Compro, Prometrium, Clonazepam, Ambien, Klonopin, Subutex, Cymbalta and Lyrica. According to police, all eight prescriptions believed to be filled within the last ten days, were found empty by her bedside.

X17online exclusively spoke with Engemann yesterday, who told us that reports of his daughter being suicidal are "crap."

Even though Larry isn't talking, his rep released the following statement:

"Our marriage is still together, and I am staying very close to our children, who we love immensely. We shall go through this difficult time intact as a family."

Will King address his wife's condition on Larry King Live? We doubt it.

Well, onscreen anyway!

Yesterday we snapped a cheerful Rob Pattinson on the set of Water For Elephants, and the hunky star showed off an old timey bandage on his right hand as he shot scenes for the film. Rob's character Jacob Jankowski is a vet for a traveling circus, and we're told the injury is a result of him being bitten by a tiger.

Oh, to take a bite out of Rob...

image courtesy of Columbia Pictures

Johnny Depp sure is smitten with Angelina Jolie! Well, his character Frank certainly is anyway! This just released still shows the two in The Tourist, and it looks like it wasn't difficult for them to heat things up onscreen. Then again, they're both pretty brilliant actors...

Johnny plays Frank Taylor, an American tourist in Italy who crosses paths with Elise, played by Angelina. Frank has no idea, but Elise has the whole thing planned, so it looks like she's about as trustworthy as the actress playing her.

Last night we spotted Paris Hilton at LAX, and the starlet was on her way to the country of thongs, hotties and gorgeous beaches! Lucky her!

Just a few minutes ago Paris tweeted, "Just landed in Brazil. Now on my way straight from my plane to work. I have a fitting then photo shoot then walking in a runway show. Huge."

Huge indeed! Have fun Miss P!

Christina Aguilera has been promoting the heck out of her new album Bionic despite the less than stellar reviews, and we snapped her outside of Letterman last night in this sexy onesie. It's not like we're beating the Gaga thing into a dead horse -- when Miley rocked her racy one-piece in Madrid last week, we made the same comparison! It's just that Gaga was the star who started the trend of wearing stuff like this in public.

But imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so is Xtina trying to tell us something?

Aw, what a picture perfect moment! Ben Affleck gave wife slash supermom Jen Garner the day off and picked up Little V from school in Santa Monica all by himself. What a treat for Violet! Make sure to spend time with your kids now, Ben, because pretty soon they'll be grown up!

Bradley Cooper joined Kardashian sisters Kourtney and Khloe (showing off some major leg) last night for an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman.

Bradley's The A-Team opens this weekend, and has gotten mostly positve reviews -- but we'll have to wait a bit longer for season two of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which looks as if it has more action than the action flick!