He's such a cutie! RPatz is currently filming Water for Elephants with Reese Witherspoon, but made time to shoot a thank you video for winning Performance Of The Year for New Moon at the National Movie Awards - check out the sexiness above!

Courtesy: Theo Wenner

Russell Brand shows off his bare chest and talks about pleasuring himself in Rolling Stone's June issue.

Katy Perry's man reveals how he stays occupied while on the road telling the mag:

"Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much. It's similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it's like 'Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There's something wrong with that monkey! And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there's that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it's like, 'I don't know what you're looking at! Kings have done that!'"

Save some lovin' for Katy, Russell!

Mr. Brand also manages to incorporate Nintendo, chocolate and his private parts in one thought. The comedian says:

"Going on a voyage of self-discovery isn't as exciting as getting your c**k sucked while chomping on chocolate and playing Nintendo, is it? Ultimately, it's more gratifying. And my life will be ascetic and about denial. But I'm not there yet, so the conflict continues."

Katy is one lucky lady.

Sorry Rihanna, but until you can work a video like 16-year-old Taylor Momsen does in "Make Me Wanna Die," please don't call yourself a rock star.

Little J and her band The Pretty Reckless have a hit on their hands, and we're loving the video too. Avril Lavigne wishes she could rock the eyeliner and blonde hair like this!

But she does not look too happy about it! How come Sunny doesn't have a sunny facial expression this morning?

I'm sure she's missing having Sandra Bullock around pretty bad now - poor girl.

Meanwhile, we spotted Jesse James leaving his house later on wearing a Bad Brains band t-shirt:



What a totally awesome look, JJ!

Janet Jackson rocked the American Idol stage last night ... revealing a tight and toned body, and sexy short 'do, in front of thousands at the Nokia Theater.

Miss Jackson performed three songs ... including one of her biggest hits, Nasty. We have a feeling that one was for Simon!

After watching her work the stage, there's no question that the 44-year-old is still at the top of her game. Watch and learn future Idols!

But where's his fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy?! We spotted the two of them out together around 4pm, but after that it looks like the mega wealthy producer had other plans!

Last night Simon Cowell was seen leaving the American Idol afterparty at the Skybar at 2:30am with a bottle of Sapporo and his ex-girlfriend Sinitta in the backseat of his Rolls Royce! I know these two have worked together on 6 seasons of The X Factor, but isn't there such a thing as being TOO friendly with your exes?

Supermodel Kate Moss and her rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince were spotted at the infamous brothel-themed Ti St. Barth restaurant on the French Caribbean island, and the 36-year-old model was looking a little rough when we snapped her leaving. Then again, all those years of partying and cigarette smoking seem to be catching up with her, so we're not that surprised!

We LOVE Rihanna's music and style, but she's not reaaaally a rock star, is she? Pop yes, R&B for sure, but no amount of eyeliner, feathers or middle fingers are going to make her a bona fide rock goddess. And dressing up like Slash at the end? I don't know about you guys, but I just can't force myself to love this one...