Ouch! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! And Brandon Davis might want to work on his spelling and grammar as well!

Mischa Barton may not be the same size she was in early 2009 (remember how tiny she was back then?!), but she's certainly not the fattest person on the planet!

After running into her at the Nylon mag party at Trousdale on Wednesday night, Mischa's douchey and greasy ex-boyfriend tweeted the nasty message above, and though he's since removed the tweet, the damage is already done!

She may not be quite what she used to be, but we're SO on team Mischa!

Dame Elizabeth Taylor, 78, is reportedly engaged to Jason Winters, 49, her longtime boyfriend.

Though Taylor's rep has yet to confirm the news, a source tells Us Weekly, "It's no secret that they've been together forever and are in love, so it wouldn't be a surprise if they were engaged. Right now they are keeping it between them."

The iconic actress has been married eight times, and while there is no news on whether or not the steady couple would be walking down the aisle anytime soon, we wish them the best of luck!

Robert Pattinson will not be playing Kurt Cobain in a new biopic about the late rocker's life, his agent's office tells X17online.

Rumors that Pattinson would be picking up the guitar as Nirvana's front man opposite Scarlett Johansson's Courtney Love have been sweeping the net, and although we couldn't think of a better casting for this infamous couple, unfortunately, that's not that case.

Pattinson is currently shooting his next film, Bel Ami, in Budapest.

Rumer (with her hot bf)and Scout joined their stepdad Ashton and mom Demi at the premiere and after-party of her new film, The Joneses.

In the film, Demi plays the fake wife to David Duchovny's fake husband as personal marketers of products to a town of unsuspecting neighbors.

But Demi's actual family seems very real -- in fact, she recently talked about expanding it sometime soon with her wish for a child for Ashton!

Yesterday morning Nadya Suleman was snapped leaving her Whittier home to go on a breakfast run for her army of kids, and the mother of fourteen flashed photogs a quick smile as she got out of the car.

At least we think that's a smile - it's so hard to tell if she's showing emotion or giving us her best blue steel! After all, her face looks like something sculpted out of plastic, and there are other distractions as well!

Rihanna has let slip that BFF Katy Perry is planning on marrying her fiance Russell Brand in India later this year -- and it's up to Ri to plan the bachelorette party!

"I have to come up with something cool because she's getting married in India so I'm like "Okay, now what do I do to match that?"' she told Ryan Seacrest on his morning show.

"That's at the end of the year so we've got some time to plan that," she added.

The couple, who got engaged in India on New Year's Eve, is planning on returning to the exotic locale to marry in front of family and famous friends that include Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Morrissey and Noel Gallagher.

Pix courtesy Twitter

Katy previously revealed that Russell had turned into a Bridezilla who was obsessed with wedding magazines. To prove her point, she recently posted a pic of him dressed in a wedding dress on Twitter.

Fearless bride, crazy groom, exotic location and a bachelorette party planned by Rihanna? This should be one wild wedding!

She may look like a couture clad witch and dish out the crazy from time to time, but Kirstie Alley was super polite with photogs yesterday at the vallet in Beverly Hills, so we can't hate too much. And that D&G belt? HOT! Who says you have to look like Gwyneth Paltrow to rock a little Dolce?

The Queen of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow, admits that she recently abandoned her clean-living and eating habits for a bucket of fried chicken and a bottle of beer.

But have no fear, this wasn't the result of all those cheating rumors (in fact in the new interview for Harper's Bazaar Gwyn calls husband Chris Martin "supportive" and "lovely"), it was all for a new role in which she plays an alcoholic country star on the verge of a breakdown.

"I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville," says Gwyneth about her habits on location for her new film, Love Don't Let Me Down. "If you saw me naked [now] compared to what I looked like when I did Iron Man 2, when I was exercising every day – I'll get it back together, but I've never eaten so much fried food and white flour in my life, ever."

If her role as a washed-up, alcoholic country star sounds familiar, it's because it is. In fact, it sounds exactly like the role that won Jeff Bridges an Oscar in Crazy Heart, which Gwyneth seems to be gunning for.

She even learned how to play the guitar for the film, where she was able to get some tips from a pro: husband and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.

"He was so helpful, so sweet and encouraging. I mean, it's embarrassing to be playing in front of your husband, especially when he's in one of the world's most successful bands," Paltrow said.

Although Gwyneth may have mastered the guitar, there's one thing she'll never get used to: the paparazzi. But even the grumpy-on-camera Gwyn admits that she doesn't have nearly as much attention as one of her famous exes: Brad Pitt.

I feel bad for them," she said of Brangelina. "They have it worse than anybody on the planet. I mean, we get hounded too, but not like that." Yet, somehow, they manage to handle it with more grace than anyone...even Ms. Goop herself!