Well, when you look at someone like Heidi Montag, Octomom is rather sexy by comparison!

The mother of the year graces the latest issue of Star mag, and while she's no Jessica Alba in the looks department, you do have to give her some credit for looking halfway decent after 14 kids.

So how did she do it? Nadya tells the mag she dropped the weight without the help of a plastic surgeon! "No way, I would feel like I cheated [if I went under the knife]," she says. "I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!"

I mean, it could be a whole lot worse...

Say it ain't so!

We all know Simon Cowell isn't returning to American Idol after this season ends, and therefore we've all been wondering how the show can survive without him. Now CKX chairman and CEO Robert Sillerman is arguing that Idol "is bigger than one man," reports THR.

Why? He called the show's premiere ratings "spectacular," praised new judge Ellen DeGeneres and predicts a profit improvement thanks to Simon Fuller remaining a consultant on both Idol and So You Think You Can Dance while he also launches a new entertainment company.

Lotsa changes going on at Fox! Will you stay faithful to AI without Simon as a judge?

And look mighty cute while doing it, I might add!

Despite tornado warnings and nasty weather here in Los Angeles, Paris Hilton and her main squeeze Doug Reinhardt ran out yesterday to grab some lunch at the Mulholland Grill. Naturally, Doug carried the doggie bag, but that's what boyfriends are for, right?

Geez, she goes through men like most of us go through breathmints!

Just 24 hours after her hot make out session with French actor Aurelien Wiik at Church Boutique on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan partied with former fling Jason Segel at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday evening!

Lindsay arrived at the Chateau around 10pm and left around 1:30am, at which point she went to a private party in the Hollywood Hills with several pals. X17 photographers tell X17online that the house party was right around the corner from Jennifer Aniston's pad, and Lindsay stayed until 4am!

Maybe Lindsay ran back to Jason after finding out that Aurelien swings both ways? Sources are telling X17online that Mr. Wiik is into ladies and gentlemen, and for orientation on his MySpace he lists "Not Sure," so is there any chance that turned Lindsay off? But isn't that a wee bit hypocritical?

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's scheduled court appearance in Aspen this morning has been continued until Friday, the 22nd, so that Brooke can clear up a "medical issue."

Mueller was set to request that the judge lift a protection order so that the couple can reunite, but she'll have to wait a few more days.

Aspen PD tells X17online that Brooke requested to appear by phone today, due to an apparent oral infection, but her request was denied. She and Charlie will have to meet face-to-face in court Friday at 10am to answer charges of domestic violence.

Mueller accused Sheen of threatening to kill her on Christmas morning, coming after her with a knife in the living room of their rented home in Aspen.

Tiger Woods has been spotted at the Mississippi rehab he transferred to after leaving the Meadows in Arizona, as X17online first reported.

Although it's difficult to ID Tiger from the grainy photos obtained by RadarOnline, they show an unshaven man outside of the Gentle Path program, which is part of Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

A hat and a hoodie hide any possible injuries Tiger might have sustained from the accident.

We're glad that these pix seem to prove that Tiger is serious about getting help for his addiction, but we're definitely looking forward to seeing better photos soon.

And we're loving every minute of it!

After noting that he had been forbidden from badmouthing NBC, Conan O'Brien joked last night on The Tonight Show, "Nobody said anything about speaking in Spanish. NBC esta manejado por hijos de cabras imbeciles que comen dinero y evacuan problemas." This means, "NBC is run by brainless sons of goats who eat money and crap trouble." Of course, the jilted late night lost also added, "Hi, I'm Conan O'Brien, and I'm just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history."

So what other jabs did Conan take at the network? Since NBC is claiming the rights to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and various other bits, Conan quipped, "Isn't it great to live in a country where a cigar-smoking dog puppet and a bear that masturbates are considered 'intellectual property?'"

However, a less than pleased NBC rep released the following statement today:

"It was Conan's decision to leave NBC that resulted in nearly 200 of his staffers being out of work. We have already agreed to pay millions of dollars to compensate every one of them. This latest posturing is nothing more than a PR ploy."

John Mayer, whose shirtless, tattooed torso graces the cover of Rolling Stone says that he's "never really gotten over" ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, calling the breakup, "one of the worst times of my life."

The notorious Hollywood playboy also says that his decision to break it off with Jen, who was almost 10 years older than him, makes him "the @sshole." "I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal," he tells the mag.

He goes on to say, "All I want to do now is f--- the girls I’ve already f---ed, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them," he says, putting Jen, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Scheana Marie on notice. "I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else."

He also had some advice for another playboy: Tiger Woods. ”I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life." TMI, dude.

So, Jen, this gem of a man is clearly making a very loud plea to get you back and we KNOW you're single (that display with Gerard at the Globes notwithstanding), so why not put yourselves out of your misery and just get back together already? We could certainly use some more visuals like this: