I don't think we could have a better time

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We believe her, and we'll tell you why...

Sofia Richie took to Twitter over the weekend to put the rumors she's hooking up with Scott Disick to rest, and it sounds like she doesn't want to be included in the list of chicks he's bagged while in Cannes.

"Just so everyone can get their panties out of their asses, Scott and I are just homies #relax," she tweeted.

Nicole Richie's little sis is besties with stylist Chloe Bartoli, who was the woman that basically ended the Lord and Kourtney Kardashian's relationship. LD and Bartoli were spotted making out and canoodling in the pool just days after he arrived in France with fling Bella Thorne, and it seems like they have their fun together when they're in the same place. Girl code being what it is, there's no way Sofia is cozying up to him too.

The hard partying bad boy has really pissed off his baby mama, and now she's threatening to keep him from seeing the kids until he cleans up his act.

"Scott hasn’t seen the kids for weeks. Up until recently, it was his own choice. But now, even if he wanted to, Kourtney won’t let him see the kids unless he shapes up," a source dished to People.

"She just can’t believe they are going down the same road again. It feels old to her. She used to worry about Scott, but not anymore. She just finds him absolutely pathetic. It’s obvious to everyone that he is a mess. She is wondering how long it will take this time before he comes crying and asks for forgiveness. She plans on being firm. Get help, or he won’t come near the kids," the source added.

C'est la vie!

She would be so proud.

Prince William gave an usually candid interview to British GQ, in which he opened up about his grief over the death of mother Princess Diana, and the royal revealed that he wishes his mum could have met his family.

"I would like to have had her advice. I would love her to have met Catherine and to have seen the children grow up. It makes me sad that she won’t, that they will never know her," he explained during the sit-down.

Still, the future King of England says he's in "a better place" as the 20th anniversary of Diana's passing approaches.

"I can talk about her more openly, talk about her more honestly, and I can remember her better, and publicly talk about her better. It has taken me almost 20 years to get to that stage. I still find it difficult now because at the time it was so raw. And also it is not like most people’s grief, because everyone else knows about it, everyone knows the story, everyone knows her," he confessed.

William wants to make sure he raises his brood with the same parenting values his late mom instilled.

“Stability at home is so important to me. I want to bring up my children in a happy, stable, secure world and that is so important to both of us as parents. I want George to grow up in a real, living environment, I don’t want him growing up behind palace walls, he has to be out there. The media make it harder but I will fight for them to have a normal life," he lamented.

She's definitely looking down from heaven and smiling, Wills.

He feels snubbed.

Ryan Seacrest isn't happy about Katy Perry's reported $25 million American Idol paycheck, and he's considering not returning to the show because of it. Apparently, execs offered him $10 million to host the upcoming reboot, and he was giving it serious thought before he learned how much the "Chained to the Rhythm" songstress was set to bank.

"[He] was suddenly asking himself why he would come back for a 16th season at a salary [much smaller than that] of the newcomer judge,” Richard Rushfield, author of American Idol: The Untold Story, wrote in his email newsletter, the Ankler.

"Ryan isn’t pleased with the protracted negotiations. But he is hopeful that a deal can be reached given his affection for the show," a source dished to Page Six.

KP, on the other hand, is thrilled she's breaking the glass ceiling.

“I’m really proud that, as a woman, I got paid. And you know why? I got paid, like, more than like pretty much any guy that’s been on that show," she bragged on 03.5 KTU last week.

It's time to show him the money!

This guy makes some pretty bad decisions!

Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI early Monday morning in Jupiter, Florida. The pro golfer was taken into custody around 3am and released from the Palm Beach County Jail around 10:50am. Details of the situation, like if there was someone else in the car, have yet to surface.

This isn't the first time the athlete has been under suspicion of driving under the influence. Back in 2009 when he had his blowout fight with then-wife Elin Nordegren, he smashed into a tree after allegedly taking Ambien, but he was not charged.

He doesn't look too thrilled in this mugshot!

Juicy!

Kim Kardashian appeared on Watch What Happens Live last night, and dished all the family dirt to Andy Cohen. During a round of Plead the Fifth, the reality star got candid about Kylie and Tyga's split and Kris and Caitlyn Jenner's estrangement. She also touched on her failed marriage to Kris Humphries, but something she wouldn't really discuss? That much-buzzed about feud with the K clan's former stylist Monica Rose.

The E! starlet admitted that she knew soon after her wedding to Humphries that the marriage was doomed. So why did she go through with it?

"I just thought, ‘Holy s—, I’m 30 years old, I better get this together. I better get married. I think a lot of girls do go through that where they freak out thinking they’re getting old and have to figure it out, all their friends are having kids. It was more of that situation," she explained.

As for her younger sister and her rapper beau, the brunette bombshell confirmed their breakup, but in the most diplomatic way ever.

"You know, I feel like [there was] a lot of drama, and it doesn't mean he's a bad person at all. And what was great was that it was so easy, that split. There has not been any drama with her since," she revealed.

That's not the case for her mom and former stepdad. When Cohen asked if Kris and Caitlyn would ever speak again, Kimmy made it clear that relationship is dunzo.

"Zero. No, one. No, I would say two percent. And those are Kendall and Kylie. That's their percentage. All fair, I think," she sniped.

She was in such a chatty mood for this sit-down, they really should have asked her about Kanye's mental breakdown! She would have probably given us answers!

Look away, kids! Kate Hudson and rocker boyfriend Danny Fujikawa got frisky in a neighborhood park on Saturday, as Kate's son Bing played on the playground. Fujikawa grabbed the actress in a strong embrace and Kate caved, giving her boyfriend a smooch as they stood in the sandbox.

The pair have been dating since March, when we spotted them sharing a romantic dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica. They've kept their relationship pretty low key, but they did appear on the red carpet together, in their first official appearance as a couple, at the LA premiere of Goldie Hawn's film Snatched earlier this month.

Kate and Danny bonded over Bingham, helping him on the slide, watching him as he climbed the fire truck play structure and admonishing him for kicking up sand. As the trio left the park, they looked every bit the happy family. Of course, Kate's tried twice before -- with Black Crows frontman Chris Robinson, with whom she shares son Ryder, 13, and with Muse rocker Matt Bellamy, Bing's dad. Perhaps third time's a charm?

Here comes the bride!

Model Miranda Kerr and Snapchat founder-billionaire Evan Spiegel were married Saturday in an intimate ceremony at their Brentwood home and X17 was there to take a peek into the chic affair!

Kerr, 34, and Spiegel, 26, announced their engagement in July 2016 and since then, Kerr's been flashing a huge rock on her ring finger from the tech mogul. It's the second marriage for the Victoria's Secret model who was married to Orlando Bloom from 2010-2013. The former couple share son Flynn, 6, who dressed up in a black vest and tie for the big day.

The event was low-key, with mostly family in attendance -- the wedding party was fewer than 50 people. A reception was set up on the tiered terraces behind the couple's expansive Brentwood home, with a long white table to seat all the guests, surrounded by flowing white drapes.

We snapped a woman priest heading into the event, but she also had a robe in her hand that appeared to be a rabbi's gown. Maybe she was pulling double-duty for the Christian (Miranda) - Jewish (Evan) couple?!

There was tight security, with a German Shepard sniffing at guests and a security guard patting down all staff and delivery people. Miranda's Malibu home was the target of an intruder last October, which ended in a security guard being stabbed in the eye and the eventual shooting of the intruder.

But now that the wedding went off without a hitch, the two can head off on a romantic honeymoon and seal the deal ... yep, that's right! Miranda said they were waiting until marriage to have sex! In February, Kerr told The Times of London, “My partner is very traditiona ... We can’t . . . I mean we’re just . . . waiting.” Well, the wait is over!

We love us some Papa Joe, but Jessica and Ashley's dad looked a little worse for wear after a night at the club, on Friday.

The talent manager/man-about-town was excited about launching a new singer he's repping but he was having a hard time getting the words out as he chatting with our photographer. Granted, on-camera interviews aren't the Simpsons' forte ... Jessica on Ellen earlier this week was, well, disastrous but amazing to watch! Now, Joe Simpson is proving the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ...