Damn ... sorry, guys. The Aniston/Jolie-Pitt meeting just wasn't meant to be. We were totally tricked by Aniston's bodyguard at the UNICEF Snowflake Ball last night, but he wasn't with his usual client ... Aniston's bodyguard was escorting George Clooney!

So the run-in never happened though we can imagine Jen's bodyguard will have some good gossip about her ex for her this morning :)

After the Ball last night, Brad, Angie, and George went for dinner at Il Piccolino. A little less sensational, but still a hot group of people!

Angelina arriving at tonight's event

Hell has frozen over! Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston are all in the same place right now, as I type this!

The trio arrived within 40 minutes of each other -- Aniston arriving first, around 6:45; and Brangelina, just after 7 pm.

They're all at the Beverly Wilshire right now for the UNICEF Snowflake Ball to raise money for the group's mission to save children's lives.

Somebody save Jen!

What do YOU think is gonna happen in BH tonight???

Here you have it, folks ... Tiger Woods' first alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel is NOT a hooker. I repeat, Rachel Uchitel is NOT a hooker!

But apparently Joy Behar of The View thinks she is. Beher spouted this classic line today on the show: "You-ka-tell she's a hooker."

Why Uchitel's attorney felt it necessary to transcribe that phoenetically in her press release that landed in our inbox an hour ago is anyone's guess. But maybe Ms. Allred's got a sense of humor???

Check out the statement released by her office:

Today on 'The View' on ABC television a co-host called our client Rachel Uchitel a 'Hooker.' The co-host said 'Yeah,.... You-ka-tell she’s a hooker'. This statement about Ms. Uchitel is false and defamatory and highly offensive to her. Rachel is very upset by that statement which has been viewed and now read all around the world.

This statement was very hurtful to Rachel because it is not true. Even if the host said it in a joking way Rachel is not amused, because she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged by this statement as it is completely false.

We are sending a letter to ABC Television immediately demanding a retraction on the View as soon as possible. We hope that they will do the right thing and retract this statement immediately."

Oops! Thankfully she didn't crash into anyone, but still! I'd be a bit more careful than that if I was driving a brand new BMW!

After shopping on Robertson and showing off a weave-less 'do (loves it!), Britney Spears and her bodyguard headed to the closest Starbucks for an early evening pick-me-up. But rather than ordering her coffee and leaving, Britney took a time out in the bathroom and called the police! The officers arrived and escorted Britney to her car, and while everyone behaved themselves, we have to wonder why the cops were called at that point in time. Wasn't Brit shopping on paparazzi central just a few hours earlier? You'd think she would have wanted a police escort then too!

Tiger's bringin' out the big guns!

This just in: Tiger Woods' UK lawyers now have a court order forbidding all British publications - printed or online - from publishing "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant naked or any naked parts of the claimant's body or of him involved in any sexual activity."

Damn! Guess we won't be seeing any revealing pix or video of Tiger soon. So does this mean such content definitely exists?

The letter being sent 'round also has this to say: "Our client [Tiger Woods] is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same."

Guess that's a no! Well, sorta.

Okay, maybe not! At least this is better than Suri watching dad Tom Cruise shoot a sexy scene with co-star Cameron Diaz!

Tom, Cam and Katie Holmes watched a soccer game in Seville, Spain the other day - must be nice to take a break from filming!

But don't ya think Cameron got lonely seeing the couple act all lovey-dovey?

What happened to Voyeur? I guess MyHouse is still Hollywood's huuugest hot spot!

The Hilton hotel heiress and her beau Doug Reinhardt hit up the club after a day of shopping and an evening Toy Drive benefit at Kitson. But I like Princess P's outfit here the best! That furry jacket is oh so chic.

Seriously, we adore it!

The HSM starlet had a busy day! Vocal lessons, Christmas shopping with her mom and then a trip to Disney! Ash Tisdale is definitely one of our fave actresses to watch. I know she'll probably just stick to music, but I'd love to see her in a teen comedy! The girl's got skills.