Oh Lindsay. We adore you, and we know you're a bit of a free spirit, but it really seems like you've been out of control lately, and these phone recordings have us totally scared for you!

Michael Lohan has just released the first round of recorded phone calls between him and his daughter to Radar Online, and we can now understand why Lindsay and her mother were so upset about the calls hitting the web. Lindsay sounds like she's having a total meltdown, and some of the things she says make us feel very sorry for her.

The call starts off with Lindsay saying, "I'm not someone who's gonna go to someone else when they're like, constantly, I mean like, the only person that they're there for, and that's not what I have and I want to so much." Lindsay bawls and struggles to catch her breath, and adds, "Just 'cause they're caring more than the other side..."

After even more crying, Lindsay mumbles, "And so mommy says that I'm like you were, and then she's like, defending, or so she says to me on the phone, she doesn't back me, and she doesn't stand by me."

After that, it sounds like someone in the background (whose voice definitely resembles Dina Lohan's) says, "Don't say that!"

After a brief pause, Lindsay continues, "Why? Why!!!" Then, Lindsay seems to articulate herself a little bit better when she says, "I'm fine. No one cares about me, they don't by the way, no one cares about that much. It's never about that, it's about how they feel, not how I feel ... no it's not about me, it's never been about me, unless I fight for it."

Sometimes we like to poke fun at Lindsay for overusing Twitter and for some of her silly ad campaigns, but there's really nothing comical about these phone calls. After hearing this (and we're sure there will be many more to come), it sure seems like someone needs to step in and help Lindsay - but who?

Zac Efron must be lonely here in LA while girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens is still in Vancouver shooting her film, Sucker Punch.

Course, he does seem to have found ways to fill his time, with frequent visits to the gym, and lunch dates with the 'Tis!

But what would 'Nessa say if she saw this:

But with whom?!

Nicole Kidman graces the cover of the latest British GQ, and she reveals that she's explored her kinky streak with a certain lover! Though Nicole stays mum on her marriage to Tom Cruise, saying, "I want to honor that marriage for what it was, and there is nothing I would go into about that. I have never discussed the intricacies of it and I never will," she does dish on her own sexual escapades, and now we want to know more!

"I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy," she said. Nicole seems like such a square, we can't imagine her getting all Eyes Wide Shut on us, but it sounds like she already has!

So what about her present marriage to country stud Keith Urban? "You work on it," she said. "It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You're exposed. You could drown."

This is definitely a side of Nicole we've never seen before!

Once again, Lindsay Lohan is airing her dirty laundry out in public, taking to Twitter to tweet about being hung up on and removing her "love" Sam from her follow list!

"Does "I love you" mean (click-on the telephone)-dialtone????" Lindsay tweeted last night. Then, about an hour later, she tweeted, "tired of being hung up on."

Well, after all the rumors of Lilo's various hookups, ya can't really blame Sam for hanging up on her!

And in what may be the equivalent of slamming a door to their relationship, Lindsay's no longer following Sam on Twitter (although she's still following both of Samantha's siblings.) I guess that means no more un-returned tweets!

He may be one of the world's hottest movie stars, but Brad Pitt can be vulnerable too!

After crashing one of his favorite bikes last week, Pitt briefly discussed the accident with reporters in Tokyo today, telling them, "I had a little mishap. No injuries, except my ego. I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story ... It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad."

Aww, cheer up Brad! I'm sure you can find a new fav ride, right?

Click the gallery below to check out pictures from the scene of Brad's motorcycle accident!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart like to deny their relationship, but the chemistry between them in a new photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar says a thousand words.

And most of those words are "bullsh*t!" Even in the accompanying interview, which the duo is careful not to admit to any romantic relationship, you can read between the lines and definitely see that they, as the interviewer says, "couldn't be closer."

In fact, reading their responses is like listening to two high schoolers in love!

When asked about Kristen, Rob replied, "She's a unique girl," who "intimidated" him when they first met. "You don't meet many people like Kristen."

As for Rob, Kristen says "He's a great singer. Heartbreaking."

The down-low couple went on to rate each other in terms of who is more romantic, (Rob), egotistical (Rob), spends the most time on their hair (Rob) and who is more athletic (Kristen.)

Honestly, if you read between the lines (or just use your imagination) the minute the interviewer left, Kristen, who "wears the pants" probably just threw Rob down on the couch and began to make out with him.

Well, at least that's what happened in my head.

Click through to see more from the shoot...

Remember the poster for Legally Blonde (waaay back in the day) where Reese's legs looked like something straight off of a Barbie doll? Well, she's still got 'em!

Earlier this morning, Reese Witherspoon called the police and defended a photographer after he was attacked by another lensman, and it looks like she was still feeling pretty good when we snapped her shopping at Feature boutique in Brentwood later in the day.

Though Reese wouldn't comment on any possible engagement to longtime beau Jake Gyllenhaal (or her possible baby bump? C'mon, it totally looks like there's something there!) she flashed photogs a smile as she exited the upscale store. Gotta love it!

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman's joint Entertainment Tonight interview doesn't air until tomorrow, but we already got a sneak peek at the promo, and at one point during the sit down, Jon gets so pissed, he stomps off!

After going back and forth about taking a break, Hailey tells Mary Hart that every time she tries to dump the father of eight, he breaks down into tears. "As hard as it is for us, he needs to go handle his stuff, be with his family and handle his divorce, and I need to go and be a 22-year-old and get my life back," she says.

When the quarrelsome couple starts taking about breaking up permanently, Hailey says, "I do love you, and you tell me you love me ... we would love each other and we want to be with each other, but it's not healthy!" When Jon says he's not going to talk anymore, Hailey continues to provoke him, saying, "Don't you want them to look up to you and say, 'My daddy's honest?'" Jon (who at this point, sounds like he's about to explode!) sputters, "I'm not talking about this," and then storms off.

Just a thought ... if you didn't want to talk about it, why would you agree to appear on TV in the first place?