Ashley Tisdale has apparently turned her back on her favorite beverage. The HSM starlet was spotted leaving the gym on Tuesday, but for some reason didn't wanna be seen. Lindsay would never!

I have no idea why this was even a category, but Honor Marie - daughter of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren - won "Choice Celebrity Baby" at the Teen Choice Awards this year. Uh, congrats?

But seriously, who else was considered? What about Kingston (even though he's not a baby), Britney's boys, Nicole and Joel's Harlow or the Brangelina babies! C'mon now, people...

So Hills star Heidi Montag is on the cover of Playboy, and not only did she get dirty for her photo spread, but she also spewed a whole lot of garbage in the accompanying article!

Hubby Spencer Pratt interviewed the reality TV starlet, and they discuss their sex life, how Heidi wants bigger implants, and why being famous for nothing is the best career ever.

Highlights from the interview?

Heidi: Some things are private. Our sex life is private.

Spencer: I totally 100 percent disagree. Privacy doesn’t exist, which is why I love my life. I love that we live every waking moment for everyone to see.

Heidi: You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms.

Wait, so if your sex life is private, then why did you just give us that disgusting little detail?! Come on now!

Spencer: And what about all those bozos talking shit about you - the Chelsea Handlers of the world. Is that ever hard for you?

Heidi: I just roll my eyes and move on. First of all, it’s so much fun that people know who I am and actually care enough to talk. I’m turning 23, from a tiny town in Colorado. This is exciting for me. We love the Soup guy [Joel McHale]. God bless him, he’s making us famous. As for other women, if they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right. If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re the nerd, and I would never want to be that.

Oooh, do NOT take a swipe at Chelsea honey! And this is even more disturbing:

Heidi: ...I honestly believe God didn’t invent our bodies for us to be ashamed of them. The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn’t show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades.

Spencer: Don’t do it for me, Heidi. I think you have the best custom-made breasts in the world right now. I don’t need you to make any changes. I’m already driving a Bugatti every day.

Heidi: Well, I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for you.

Spencer: Awesome. How big?

Heidi: Triple X.

Spencer: Cool! So maybe I can interview you again for Playboy once that’s done, when you do the full reveal.

Heidi: Great idea. Let’s do this again when I get the upgrades.

UGH! Does Heidi really need bigger boobs?!

No, I'm not talking about her environmental views, I'm talking bags! What a cute litle purse, right? The petite actress was out and about in H-wood and still showing off her engagement ring. But how come we never see her with Hayden Christensen? Are they actually getting married???

That's right, you better remember Olivia Wilde and all her gorgeousness from The O.C.! Her and Mischa Barton making out was the hottest thing on TV since... ever!

Here's the New York-born beauty - who'll soon be starring in the new Tron movie, so get ready! - running errands in the BH. Sorry guys, but she's married!

As do sexy outfits!

Any chance Angel and Rachel McCord raided AnnaLynne's closet before they went out last night? The ladies hit up the Sky Bar at the Mondrian, and they definitely caught our attention! The other McCord girls may not be that famous yet, but if they keep stepping out dressed like this, they'll be well on their way!

MTV has announced that Lady Gaga will join the already impressive list of VMAs performers that includes Green Day, Pink, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z and Muse. Gaga tells MTV, "I'm simply gutted to be both a performer and nominee at the 2009 VMAs. In fact, I'm so happy, I could die."

Yay! So are we! We can't wait to see what sort of over the top performance she has planned! And she's nominated for nine awards, so we're also looking forward to some um, interesting acceptance speeches too.

The 2009 MTV Video Music Awards will air live on Sunday, September 13, 2009 at 9pm...we'll def be watching!

Whoops!

Yesterday Mischa Barton was spotted going for a stroll in NYC, and we would feel bad for her, but it was 100% her choice to free boob it. Should she be allowed to do this? I mean, would she even pass the pencil test?