...I had a crush on Val Kilmer.

Now? Not so much...

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady and little John were spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon, and the Brazilian supermodel made every effort to cover up her growing baby bump. Hey, sooner or later it's going to be pretty hard to camouflage!

But the real question is, will she be able to maintain her Victoria's Secret Angel bod?

Uh, she would never! This is Dita Von Teese we're talking about, and she lives permanently in the 30s and 40s. Well, at least she does in her head...

That being said, it's kinda funny to see a big Subway sign behind her! SO adorable.

An effort to bury Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch has fallen through, and it appears more likely that a funeral and burial will take place in Los Angeles, according to The Associated Press.

Authorities in Santa Barbara County had been preparing for tens of thousands of fans to show up to the 2,500-acre ranch for a public viewing on Friday, but a source close to the family has revealed that "nothing is planned for Neverland at least through Friday." The source added, "The family is aware a Neverland burial is not possible. They are expected to make decisions about whatever funeral and memorial service."

A private memorial service for family and friends could take place at the ranch, but the source said that Thomas Barrack, the co-owner of Neverland, sought an exemption to bury the singer at the ranch, which further complicates matters.

In order to bury Jackson on the property, the family would need to get permission from local land-use officials and submit an application and paperwork with the state Cemetery and Funeral Bureau. The state application would then need to be approved by the funeral board, a process that could take anywhere from seven to 30 days.

The Jackson family released the following statement:

"Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland. Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly."

Bare faced, that is!

We already knew the actress will bare her behind in the upcoming flick I Love You, Beth Cooper, and now it looks like the actress is taking this naked thing to a whole new level. Not only do we love the glasses but we love it when starlets don't pile on a ton of makeup...Hayden sure doesn't need it!

...but we think he should hop off that motorcycle, take off his shirt and head to the beach! I mean, what? Sorry, but you know you're thinking the same thing!

That or he needs to go record more Maroon 5 songs. Either way!

While no official decision has been made on his actual final resting place, the body of the late Michael Jackson is currently at the Forest Lawn Memorial Park and Mortuaries in the Hollywood Hills, which we first reported earlier this morning...

Will MJ be buried there? At Neverland Ranch instead? The Jackson family has yet to come to a decision.

The carriage that will be used in the burial, however, was transported up the 405 to Santa Barbara yesterday. Tomorrow morning at 10, the body itself will be moved from Forest Lawn to Neverland Ranch for a public viewing on Friday. The private memorial service will take place Sunday.

Our photogs are at Forest Lawn right now and we'll be bringing you pix and more deets ASAP!

Attention Upper East Siders - Hilary Duff will be arriving soon!

That's right, folks: the former Disney princess is going to be on Gossip Girl for a multi-episode arc this upcoming season, reports Michael Ausiello at Entertainment Weekly.

Hil will play Olivia Burke, a "movie star who enrolls at NYU in search of a traditional college experience." Oh, and she'll be rooming with Vanessa. (Snooze!) Her debut episode should air on October 5th...

Wait a minute, does this mean she'll have a romance with Dan? And can she really pull off a dramatic role in a prime time soap? So many questions!