We're not gonna lie, when Scott Disick falls off the wagon and gets his groove on with multiple mystery ladies in a tropical location, we always assume Justin Bieber is just a booty call away for Kourtney Kardashian. And are we wrong?!

The hot mama took Penelope and Mason to a music class after school, on Wednesday, dressed in destroyed denim and heels, paired with a Del Mar racing tee that she undoubtedly bought at the race trace with Caitlyn or back in the day with Bruce.

So where in the world is Lord Disick? It's anyone's guess right now -- he seems to have been lying low this week -- but we think he's either surrounded by a bevy of babes, still getting his party on or relaxing at home in LA, calling Kourtney ever few hours to apologize, begging to see the kids. Or does he even bother apologizing anymore???

We're not saying it's bomb, we're saying Kanye West's Yeezy Season 5 show at New York Fashion Week bombed -- as in, it sucked.

West's widely panned fashion line took another hit this season when his latest creations were presented in a 13-minute catwalk/video projection at Pier 59 in New York, with little fanfare, no press coverage and even sketchy commentary from his fans' social media accounts.

Kanye reportedly kicked out all credentialed press right before the show but apparently an AP reporter stayed in her seat and somehow broke out her cell phone without security noticing. Guests were told photography and videography inside the venue was prohibited, but a few crafty guests skirted the rule and posted snaps of Ye's denim, camo, thigh-high boots, and clunky new Yeezy sneakers (which we'd already shown you in our exclusive pix months ago).

All in all, we give the collection a thumbs down. An emphatic thumbs down. If his previous seasons were urban military, this one is more faux high fashion street style that feels like some sort of social experiment by its creator to see how idiotic consumers are and if they'll buy pieces that hold little if any fashion value just because Kanye West's name is on them.

The collection includes track pants with the Adidas three-stripe and the word "Calabasas" written down the side of the leg, silk bombers with "Agoura" written on the back, sweatshirts emblazoned with "Lost Hills" -- all references to his LA-area San Fernando 'hood.

There's denim this time around -- straight-legged pants for women, a little camouflage mixed in, and some thigh-high boots and lace-up ankle booties. There's not a lot of consistency here, no fashionista must-haves, no trophy pieces -- unless you consider the full-length fur coat that makes us want to gag. The hijabi model who wore that piece looked like a grizzly bear on the stage -- with the fuzzy coat literally swallowing her up. We can't understand why PETA wasn't there to douse her in blue paint.

And after 13 minutes, Kanye didn't even bother to come out onto the stage for his bow. Maybe he didn't want to take credit for this mess ...

Inside the #yeezyseason5 show by @kanyewest for #Adidas models projected onto huge four-sided screen then walked pic.twitter.com/dcUID7eESA

— AP Fashion (@AP_Fashion) February 15, 2017

Can she just crawl back in the hole she crawled out of?!

Blac Chyna is the queen of deflection, so it's no surprise the former stripper posted these racy Instagram photos showing off her goods as her relationship with Rob Kardashian crumbles. The mother-of-two proudly flaunts her massive boobs and butt in a see-thru red lace dress, but we doubt her sock designer fiance is seeing any of this in real life.

The pair spent Valentine's Day apart, and Kimmy K's little bro took their daughter Dream to spend time with grandma Kris Jenner. We're surprised Chy isn't using that poor baby as leverage yet.

The video vixen was allegedly spotted getting a little too cozy with a man named Jamel Davenport at a Super Bowl party in LA recently, and rumors that she's been cheating on her Rob have been swirling ever since. So much so, his family has reportedly hired a P.I. to catch her in the act!

"Rob’s sisters have hired a private investigator to follow Chyna and catch her cheating," a source dished to Radar.

Unfortunately, it's a lose-lose situation, because they know if they find something their bro will be crushed.

"It is a double-edged sword. Rob’s sisters know that, if they catch Chyna cheating, it will break Rob’s heart! The last thing that anyone wants is for Rob to slip back into the dark depression he was in before meeting her," the source added.

To the left, girl! Your time is about up.

Stealing hearts mama 💕

A post shared by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on Feb 14, 2017 at 2:35pm PST

This feud is getting nasty!

The Weeknd just took a jab at Justin Bieber's lovemaking skills in his new song with Nav titled "Some Way." How would he know anything about that subject? Oh wait, the "Starboy" crooner is dating JB's ex Selena Gomez, who obviously talked trash on The Biebs' bedroom moves.

"I think your girl, think your girl, fell in love with me. She say my f*** and my tongue game a remedy," one verse goes. Ouch!

The pop star heartthrob shouldn't be surprised his love rival is upping the ante on their pissing match, since he fired the first shot by calling his music "wack" a couple weeks ago, when news first broke that his "Come & Get It" songstress ex was cozying up to the chart topper.

We can't wait to watch this escalate!

It's been what he's been waiting for!

Brad Pitt just got a big break in his custody battle with Angelina Jolie, because the actor is getting unmonitored overnight visits with his six children, In Touch reports.

"He’s become a much more promi­nent figure in the kids’ lives, and they seem to be doing a lot better now that things have calmed down. He’s recently had two different overnights with two kids without being moni­tored, and he’s hoping to have them for at least a week at a time by the end of February or early March," a source dished to the mag.

His eldest sons Maddox and Pax, who were allegedly involved in the private plane altercation, haven't come around quite as easily as he'd hoped, though! “They haven’t spent the night. Those relationships are still very tenuous, and Brad really hasn’t had a breakthrough with the boys yet," the insider added.

The estranged couple are seeking therapy separately to deal with their "unresolved anger," so that they may eventually come to some common ground.

"Their therapists’ goal is to get them to a place of acceptance of the situation, so that they will be able to sit in the same room to work through those issues. Getting to the place where they have a healthy relationship will allow them to co-parent the kids," the insider explained.

We bet Brangelina never imagined their love story would end like this!

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Kim and Kanye were reunited just in time for Valentine's Day in NYC!

The cute couple enjoyed a romantic dinner out at Greenwich Village's Carbone -- Kim decked out in all-black, wearing a bandeau top, a velvet maxi skirt and a puffer jacket. She kept the accessories minimal, with a trio of gold necklaces -- and left the lip ring at home, presumable so she could give Kanye a Valentine's kiss without that metal in the way.

Meanwhile, Kanye kept his look simple in jeans and a leather jacket -- the most impressive part of his look being his newly-dyed blonde hair.

Earlier in the day, Kim was out with pal/publicist Simon Huck, sporting an interesting chambray blazer dress with white ankle boots. Is it part of Kanye's Yeezy Season 5 collection? Doubtful -- maybe the boots -- but we'll find out for sure today when he unveils his new looks at 3pm ET!

We're happy to see she's on the mend!

Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie returned to school to hand out candy for Valentine's Day on Tuesday, and she's made a pretty miraculous recovery from the ATV accident that landed her in the hospital last week.

"Maddie isn't quite ready to return to school, but her doctors did clear her to bring in her Valentine's Day treats to her class today. It made her so happy to see her friends, and be able to give them such cute treats. It was a great moment for us after everything that has happened. We are so thankful to celebrate Valentine's Day with the ones we love, and we don't take a second of it for granted ❤️Happy Valentine's Day❤️," Britney's little sis captioned the Instagram photo.

In case you didn't know, the 8-year-old was submerged under water for more than two minutes when her vehicle flipped into a pond, and she had to be airlifted to the hospital.

She's truly lucky!

We can see why!

Kate Upton has landed the coveted Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover for the third time, it was revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday. The mag released three different versions, all of which highlight the model's ample cleavage and awe-inducing curves. "Wow, so honored and excited to be back with @SI_Swimsuit in an issue that celebrates beauty and confidence in all shapes and sizes!" she tweeted.

The blonde beauty shot to fame when she was crowned Rookie of the Year in 2011, and then graced the cover in 2012 and 2013.

So how did she prep for her sultry photoshoot?

"This year, I had a completely different mindset about my body and instead of always trying to fit in a certain sample size, I wanted to be strong and healthy. Changing my workout and focusing on weight training helped me do that. It helped me think about my body as a machine and less of something people can judge me on. People feel ashamed when they look bad one day, but it's OK not to love yourself every second of every day. Appreciate what your body can do," she told the glossy.

Lookin' good, girl!