Why is is that every time we see Janice Dickinson, she's licking or sucking on something?

That crazy Janice! Will she still be doing shizz like this when she's 70, i.e. in two years?

Brit pic courtesy Getty Images

Although I personally would LOVE to see that, I'm not holding my breath for a Circus battle anytime soon. Why? Because head Doll Nicole Sherzinger says she's scurred of Brit's skillz.

"I would be afraid. She can throw down. She's got some moves," Nicole told MTV. "If we had a dance-off, maybe it would be more of a collaboration dance or maybe one of the other girls can do it; I'll just stand and watch. She's a great dancer and a great performer."

Who do YOU think would win that battle?

I love Mark Wahlberg, but can't he pick out a better pair of dungarees to showcase his lovely derriere? We snapped the sexy actor at Koi last night, and he seemed surprised at the photogs snapping his picture. Come on, Mark! a) It's not exactly a hole in the wall restaurant, and b) you're still one of the hottest guys on the planet, so this seems pretty logical to us!

Heidi looks as blue as her Birkin bag while filming an episode of The Hills with Spencer Pratt on 3rd Street in Los Angeles.

What's wrong? Did somebody make her listen to her new single???

Paris may have been working it all day on Ocean Ave., but she continued to work hard last night as well, taking Doug and her BFF crew to club Ecco!

Well, I'm sure it was a good mix of business AND pleasure, as she and her beau left the crew behind to continue the party down the street at Delux.

The life of an heiress...so hard!

Has Heidi discovered a new modeling expression?

Madonna isn't giving up on her plans to adopt a second child from Malawi, according to the Associated Press.

Madonna's lawyer, Alan Chinula, says that he has "filed notice for appeal in the Supreme Court of Appeal."

Earlier, a Malawian court ruled that Madonna may not adopt three-year-old Chifundo "Mercy" James because of a requirement that prospective parents live in the country for 18 to 24 months.

When Katie's not around, Tom prefers to use the backdoor. We spotted him heading up the back steps at the Beverly Hilton hotel.

Earlier our cameras were rolling as Tom stopped by Steven Speilberg's house in Pacific Palisades. Think they might be working together again soon?