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Separated At Birth: Lindsay Lohan and Lara Flynn Boyle?

November 21, 2006... What? They both have dark hair!

Jessica Biel Somehow Loses A Shoe, Is Still Hot

November 21, 2006... I'll be honest: I have no idea how someone could enter a coffee shop wearing two shoes and leave wearing only one even if these pictures of Jessica Biel from yesterday show her doing exactly that. Furthermore I really have...

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

November 17, 2006... Get ready for this one - we actually got Kato Kaelin to start talking about OJ Simpson! Hard to believe, I know, but when we bumped into Kato escorting his main squeeze Amber out of Derek Jeter's party last night,...

X17 Presents Double-Take Theater

November 17, 2006... Last time we brought you Travis Barker - this time we're calling Eva Longoria in front of the camera to answer a comically inappropriate question! Last night, as we caught the Desperate Housewife leaving Derek Jeter's party, our photographer posed...

Jolie-Pitt Wedding Called Off (Kinda)

November 14, 2006... We just got these pix in of Angelina on the set of "A Mighty Heart" today and it reminded us of this funny story Us Weekly's reporting ... Did everyone see the story about Brad's rep shooting down plans for...

A Britney and Kevin Story

November 11, 2006... Last night outside of Hyde, a very inebriated woman told us a very compelling story about Britney and Kevin's relationship. We have no idea where she got this story from or if it's even true, but we decided to...

We Get Letters

November 09, 2006... Most of the correspondence that we recieve through this site tends to be rather formal in nature - fans telling us they love us, fans telling us they hate us, non-fans doing their best Lindsay Lohan impersonations - but sometimes...

Lindsay Calls Paris a C*nt!

November 09, 2006... Firecrotch gets her revenge as an insecure Lindsay chats with our photogs outside Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel last night. Security asked us not to shoot, but we kept the camera rolling so we could hear Lindsay asking shooters...

Wha, Wha, What?

November 03, 2006... Pregnant again? Picking nose? Both?

Stavros' Wild Ride

November 02, 2006... Stavros Niarchos may be kiteboarding's most famous enthusiast, but it's far from the only extreme sport in which he indulges - check out this clip from Halloween where he did a little limo surfing to catch Paris' attention!

What's New, Pussycat?

October 31, 2006... Look what the cat dragged in! We caught Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez taking in the sights and scares at a haunted house last night, and the dynamic duo were appparently so overtaken by the Halloween spirit that they decided...

Lindsay's Reaction to Nicole's Collapse

October 30, 2006... Check out the frame-by-frame of Linds' stunned reaction to the news that her pal Nicole Richie sneaked out the second floor window of her rehab center, shimmied down a palm tree, found the nearest limo, and hopped a ride to...

Lindsay Lohan Is The Personification Of "After"

October 30, 2006... Lindsay Lohan might have been hoping to go as a Jazzercize instructor for Halloween, but by this point, her costume might as well be "Girl who stays up partying for days at a time"! We snapped a few stills while...

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Lindsay's Losing It!

October 29, 2006... Lindsay is heading for a serious breakdown: Exhibit A - she's wearing a sweater longer than her shorts Exhibit B - she won't stop wearing that ridiculous knit cap Exhibit C - she freaked on our guys as she left Paris' house last...

IS BRITNEY'S BABY A GIRL???!!! REVISITED

October 22, 2006... "Fake out the media? Good idea; let's do it! Whadaya think, Sean P?" TMZ and Perez seem to think Jeannette Walls at MSNBC has the scoop on this, when all she really did was lift the story from us...

Mary-Kate Looking Wicked!

October 22, 2006... The question is, does Mary-Kate (as she was shopping the other day in LA) looked wicked-cool or just wicked? I don't know 'cause I'm not from Boston or wherever that geeky phrase originated, but I'm thinking it might be...

Wicked Witch of the West?

October 17, 2006... These kneesocks and shoes look like they should be sticking out from underneath Dorothy's house! I'm not sure if Lindsay was practicing for Halloween or if she actually thinks this looks good, but ... And check out Lindsay's nomadic nighttime...

Lindsay Looking Not So Lovely

October 14, 2006... When your natural legs look like cream-colored tights, maybe you ought to consider actually wearing tights! And those boots with that dress with that leather jacket? I just dunno what to say ...

David Charvet Is A Shining Beacon Of Originality

October 12, 2006... Hey, everybody - remember David Charvet? Well, if your memory's that good, the odds are pretty good that you also remember Matthew McCounaghey's pull-up routine from a few months ago - we sure do, and we think David's physical...

Billy Bush Can Still $&*! Like A Bunny

October 12, 2006... Nancy O'Dell and Billy Bush of Access Hollywood were taking a break from shooting their cameo on the set of "Nip/Tuck" last night and, staying in character as a 75 year-old man, Billy Bush defended his manhood ...

KFed's About to Crack It Off!

October 12, 2006... Kevin Federline is in desperate need of some media training -- check out the only soundbite he gave as he walked the red carpet at Kitson Men last night to promote the Five Star clothing line for which he models...

I Scream, Jessica Screams, We All Scream For...

October 11, 2006... ...hair extensions? Or maybe just steak? Either way, Jessica Simpson had plenty to be excited about as she walked into Arnie Morton's Steakhouse last night - with the mane she was sporting, we half-expected her to bolt down La Cienega...

Mischa Goes Micro

October 07, 2006... I'm thinking this dress is just a tad too short, but I know someone likes it ...

Kevin Federline For Father Of The Year

October 01, 2006... C'mon, guys, let's cut K-Fed a break and give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. I mean, just because we happen to catch pictures of him parked at a table on the casino floor of the Venetian...

Lindsay's Dancing in the Street

September 20, 2006... Remember Lohan's pathetic attempts at high kicks back when she was dancing on boyfriend Harry's deck over the summer? Well if you don't, or if you loved laughing at her back then, check out this video because you'll laugh...

Dork of the Week

September 18, 2006... She's only the second person to receive this prestigious distinction, but Lindsay Lohan's assistant (I guess that's what she is) deserves the title of Dork of the Week. Check out the video and you'll see why. Now, the rest of...

Kate Hudson's Stomach Is Disgusting

September 12, 2006... Kate Hudson sure got our attention yesterday with those pictures of her waving her ass around like a bank robber with a shotgun, but she might be regretting it now - the pictures we snapped of the starlet's stomach were,...

FIRECROTCH UNCENSORED!

May 16, 2006... They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, apparently this exceedingly NSFW video clip of Brandon Davis making a point about Lindsay Lohan to Paris is only worth one, and that word is “fire-crotch”:
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