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Whitney Robs The Cradle -- Dating 25 Year-Old Ray J!!!

January 15, 2007... 43 year-old Whitney Houston was escorted by sexy singer Ray J (Brandy's 25 year old brother little brother!) last night at Maestro in Beverly Hills! They're a nice enough looking couple, but she could be his mom! But...

Ashley Olsen Wears Fur Garbage Bag

January 05, 2007... No matter where you stand on the debate over the use of fur in fashion, I think we can all agree that if you're going to kill an animal, you at least owe it the courtesy of making something attractive...

X17 Rewind - Odds 'n Sods

December 22, 2006... With the end of the year rolling around, the clock's running out on our chance to post some of our favorite pictures - so we just figured "why not?" and threw a bunch of 'em together here! -- Introducing X17...

Is That Nicole?

December 15, 2006... You might think that a DUI might keep a girl on the shelf for at least a few days, but Nicole Richie clearly thinks otherwise! We were filming Paris' arrival at Area last night when we noticed someone familiar-looking darting...

Lens Cap 1, Lindsay 0

December 12, 2006... We're Team X17, do you think any of us ever head to Shag without our cameras? Lindsay Lohan sure didn't - although judging by the way she left the lens cap on while she tried to snap a few shots...

The Family That Strips Together?

December 11, 2006... Lindsay's been spending a lot of "quality time" with her family lately...In the past few weeks, we've seen the Lohans lunching together (perfectly normal), we've seen Lindsay and her mom out clubbing together (a little questionable, but still understandable) but...

Paris Makes A Mature Friend

December 08, 2006... Everyone's always telling Paris to act like an adult - well, it looks like she may have taken everyone's advice! Here's our footage of Paris hanging out with Frannie Ratner (Brett's grandmother) as they taped an episode of Frannie's upcoming...

Pam On Patrol Again

December 07, 2006... Yes, that really is Pam Anderson - she spent a few hours yesterday volunteering as a crossing guard at her children's school. (Too bad she couldn't break out her little red Baywatch swimsuit for old time's sake - although then...

Guess Who's Got A Favorite Hat

December 06, 2006... Hell, don't even guess - it's Marcia Cross! We've spotted the Desperate Housewife and soon-to-be mother-of-two sporting this white bucket hat before in order to duck away from our cameras' unblinking eyes, but for the life of us, we can't...

Jessica Simpson Forces Emergency Landing On Plane?

December 06, 2006... Okay, not really. Still, we couldn't read this and not immediately think of this!

Paris Vs. Locks, Round 2

December 05, 2006... When we last left Paris, she'd just lost and then recovered her car keys - but if you thought that was her only run-in with an uncooperative lock that day, think again! Later that day, after picking up a few...

The Hiltonification Of Britney Continues

November 30, 2006... Throwing her private parts all over the place, feuding and then quickly reuniting with Lindsay Lohan, laughing at all of Brandon Davis' jokes - with every passing day, Britney Spears' behavior gets more and more Parisian! Heck, at this rate...

Paris Sums Up Last Night

November 27, 2006... We spotted a very satisfied-looking Paris Hilton slipping out of her house at six in the morning wearing a pretty bold statement on her shirt - or at least it would be bold if it weren't so true! (We're not...

Lindsay Lohan's Glasses: Still Hilarious

November 24, 2006... Seriously, out of the millions and millions of pairs of glasses in her price range, why on earth did she go with these? Is she trying to buddy up to Tina Fey now?

Paris Hilton Signs Random Crap

November 22, 2006... I genuinely have no idea what type of person would have Paris Hilton sign a bat. I mean, copies of her album? Sure. Copies of her sex tape? Maybe a little off-color, but at least relevant. But a baseball bat?...

Separated At Birth: Lindsay Lohan and Lara Flynn Boyle?

November 21, 2006... What? They both have dark hair!

Jessica Biel Somehow Loses A Shoe, Is Still Hot

November 21, 2006... I'll be honest: I have no idea how someone could enter a coffee shop wearing two shoes and leave wearing only one even if these pictures of Jessica Biel from yesterday show her doing exactly that. Furthermore I really have...

Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

November 17, 2006... Get ready for this one - we actually got Kato Kaelin to start talking about OJ Simpson! Hard to believe, I know, but when we bumped into Kato escorting his main squeeze Amber out of Derek Jeter's party last night,...

X17 Presents Double-Take Theater

November 17, 2006... Last time we brought you Travis Barker - this time we're calling Eva Longoria in front of the camera to answer a comically inappropriate question! Last night, as we caught the Desperate Housewife leaving Derek Jeter's party, our photographer posed...

Jolie-Pitt Wedding Called Off (Kinda)

November 14, 2006... We just got these pix in of Angelina on the set of "A Mighty Heart" today and it reminded us of this funny story Us Weekly's reporting ... Did everyone see the story about Brad's rep shooting down plans for...

A Britney and Kevin Story

November 11, 2006... Last night outside of Hyde, a very inebriated woman told us a very compelling story about Britney and Kevin's relationship. We have no idea where she got this story from or if it's even true, but we decided to...

We Get Letters

November 09, 2006... Most of the correspondence that we recieve through this site tends to be rather formal in nature - fans telling us they love us, fans telling us they hate us, non-fans doing their best Lindsay Lohan impersonations - but sometimes...

Lindsay Calls Paris a C*nt!

November 09, 2006... Firecrotch gets her revenge as an insecure Lindsay chats with our photogs outside Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel last night. Security asked us not to shoot, but we kept the camera rolling so we could hear Lindsay asking shooters...

Wha, Wha, What?

November 03, 2006... Pregnant again? Picking nose? Both?

Stavros' Wild Ride

November 02, 2006... Stavros Niarchos may be kiteboarding's most famous enthusiast, but it's far from the only extreme sport in which he indulges - check out this clip from Halloween where he did a little limo surfing to catch Paris' attention!

What's New, Pussycat?

October 31, 2006... Look what the cat dragged in! We caught Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez taking in the sights and scares at a haunted house last night, and the dynamic duo were appparently so overtaken by the Halloween spirit that they decided...

Lindsay's Reaction to Nicole's Collapse

October 30, 2006... Check out the frame-by-frame of Linds' stunned reaction to the news that her pal Nicole Richie sneaked out the second floor window of her rehab center, shimmied down a palm tree, found the nearest limo, and hopped a ride to...

Lindsay Lohan Is The Personification Of "After"

October 30, 2006... Lindsay Lohan might have been hoping to go as a Jazzercize instructor for Halloween, but by this point, her costume might as well be "Girl who stays up partying for days at a time"! We snapped a few stills while...

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Lindsay's Losing It!

October 29, 2006... Lindsay is heading for a serious breakdown: Exhibit A - she's wearing a sweater longer than her shorts Exhibit B - she won't stop wearing that ridiculous knit cap Exhibit C - she freaked on our guys as she left Paris' house last...

IS BRITNEY'S BABY A GIRL???!!! REVISITED

October 22, 2006... "Fake out the media? Good idea; let's do it! Whadaya think, Sean P?" TMZ and Perez seem to think Jeannette Walls at MSNBC has the scoop on this, when all she really did was lift the story from us...

Mary-Kate Looking Wicked!

October 22, 2006... The question is, does Mary-Kate (as she was shopping the other day in LA) looked wicked-cool or just wicked? I don't know 'cause I'm not from Boston or wherever that geeky phrase originated, but I'm thinking it might be...

Wicked Witch of the West?

October 17, 2006... These kneesocks and shoes look like they should be sticking out from underneath Dorothy's house! I'm not sure if Lindsay was practicing for Halloween or if she actually thinks this looks good, but ... And check out Lindsay's nomadic nighttime...

Lindsay Looking Not So Lovely

October 14, 2006... When your natural legs look like cream-colored tights, maybe you ought to consider actually wearing tights! And those boots with that dress with that leather jacket? I just dunno what to say ...

David Charvet Is A Shining Beacon Of Originality

October 12, 2006... Hey, everybody - remember David Charvet? Well, if your memory's that good, the odds are pretty good that you also remember Matthew McCounaghey's pull-up routine from a few months ago - we sure do, and we think David's physical...

Billy Bush Can Still $&*! Like A Bunny

October 12, 2006... Nancy O'Dell and Billy Bush of Access Hollywood were taking a break from shooting their cameo on the set of "Nip/Tuck" last night and, staying in character as a 75 year-old man, Billy Bush defended his manhood ...

KFed's About to Crack It Off!

October 12, 2006... Kevin Federline is in desperate need of some media training -- check out the only soundbite he gave as he walked the red carpet at Kitson Men last night to promote the Five Star clothing line for which he models...

I Scream, Jessica Screams, We All Scream For...

October 11, 2006... ...hair extensions? Or maybe just steak? Either way, Jessica Simpson had plenty to be excited about as she walked into Arnie Morton's Steakhouse last night - with the mane she was sporting, we half-expected her to bolt down La Cienega...