Paris Leads Paps To Camera Store; World Collapses In On Itself

For those of you looking for a working definition of "irony", try this one on for size - after biking all over creation yesterday, Paris Hilton led her paparazzi entourage right to Samy's Camera! Of course, with just a few weeks separating the heiress from a state-mandated vacation, it makes sense that we'd catch Paris stocking up on photo supplies - after all, this would be the ideal moment to stock up on memories!

Also, as we made our way back from Paris' pad, we couldn't help but notice the heart-shaped gift sitting on top of Paris' garbage can. Given the extent to which Paris reaches out to her fans, we seriously doubt she'd be so careless with a gift clearly given out of support - but as any guy who's dealt with Paris can tell you, it wouldn't be the first time she's thrown somebody's heart in the trash!