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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen managed to crack a smile while visiting The Ellen DeGeneres Show for the first time.

While playfully mocking their love for big accessories, Ellen presents the twin moguls with oversized handbags and sunglasses.

Who knew the usually-stoic Olsen twins have a sense of humor? Loves it.

Before Kim Kardashian left Paris for London, she showed what her and mom Kris' $100,000 Hermes shoppping spree bought them: Birkins!

Kim carried an oversized orange ostrich Birkin, which is priced at close to $30,000 alone.

Kris carried a more sedate black Birkin, which still costs quite a pretty penny.

With numerous businesses (clothing, boutiques, perfumes, swimsuits) not to mention two hit shows on E!, Kim can afford it. And since her momager commands at least 10% of Kim's cut, I guess Kris can afford it, too!

Joe Jonas continued to show off his manly chest in a tight tee and purity ring-less fingers while shooting in Hollywood yesterday.

Joe, who hasn't been spotted with the ring in a while (oh, about the time he's been dating Twilight's Ashley Greene) once made a pledge to stay a virgin until marriage.

Ashley must be one extremely enticing lady!

While grabbing his morning cup of java at Coffee Bean in West LA, Ashton Kutcher chooses his words wisely when asked about whether or not he actually cheated on wife Demi Moore.

Kutcher remains tight-lipped ... however as he slips into his black Lexus, Demi's hubby couldn't resist telling our X17 videographer, "You know better."

Earlier this week, Kutcher's lawyer, Marty Singer, described Star Magazine's cheating allegations as "lies" and "reckless conduct."

Demi and Ashton have been married for five years.

George Clooney caused a commotion outside of girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis' parents house in a small village near Sardinia, Italy today.

While George graciously posed for pix with Italian fans, Elisabetta was not as hospitable, shushing the crowd from her folks' window:



This isn't the first time we've seen Elisabetta get upset about George's fame. Geez, you would think she would be used to it by now!

Taylor Momsen is walking the streets and taking off her clothes in The Pretty Reckless' new video for Make Me Wanna Die.

The 17-year-old Gossip Girl starlet, wearing only a bra and panties by the end of the provocative video, has come under fire for being too sexy at such a young age.

Despite her controversial appearance, Momsen continues to score major endorsement deals. In addition to being the face of Madonna's clothing line Material Girl, the teen rocker is also now the face of John Galliano's latest fragrance, Parlez-moi d’Amour (Tell Me About Love).

Wonder how many young girls will go as Taylor for Halloween this year? Good luck, dads.

Last night Samantha Ronson partied with Lilo pals Lady Victoria Hervey and Lohan fan M. Night Shyamalan (who recently said Lilo had "great energy onscreen") at Voyeur while her girlfriend stayed home!

Samantha, who flashed us the double bird yesterday, seemed to be in a similarly great mood, honking at photogs as she pulled out of the lot with a male friend.

M. Night Shyamalan seemed to be enjoying the newfound pap love, but refused to answer if his new film The Devil is about Lindsay!

Speaking of Lindz, all her friends were at Voyeur... but where was she? Staying home after reports she was partying all night in New York?

Lady Gaga, an outspoken opponent of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law (who took as her escort to the VMAs gay and lesbian military members) has made a video urging senators and constituents to work to repeal the 1993 law.

"It is my belief that no one person is more valuable than another," Gaga says in the black-and-white video, in which she sits reading off cue cards in front of the American flag.

Lady Gaga says "not only is the law unconstitutional, but it's being unfairly unforced by the government," accusing military members of "gay profiling."

She urges senators including John McCain to stand up and support the men and women of every sexual orientation who have fought to defend our country.