Ouch! It sure looks like Sharon Stone is trying to hide a black eye under her fedora and sunglasses!

We spotted the undercover actress shopping for rain gear with her adorable sons in Beverly Hills yesterday, and we're very curious as to how she got that bruise under her left eye socket...

We already knew Victoria was impervious to the pain of wearing heels 24/7, but is she also impervious to the cold?

She and her bundled-up hubby went for a walk around Milan, where David's currently playing. In a short trench, Victoria hit some of the shops in the fashion capital, like Jil Sander. Unfortch, she didn't seem to buy any pants!

G's To Gents jailbird Markice Moore told X17online exclusively that only God can judge him for the horrific abuse his infant child allegedly suffered at his hands.

Moore turned himself into cops Wednesday after being accused of breaking both of his infant daughter's arms, one leg, three ribs and a collarbone.

The G's To Gents star, who was released later that night on a $20,000 bond maintains his innocence.

"I'm innocent, which is crazy, and we'll see in court," said Markice "Kesan" Moore. "I think I'm going to be exonerated of all charges."

"What do want to say to all the people who are quick to judge you?" the cameraman asked him. "That's not up for y'all to do, that's God's decision," he said.

But if he's really guilty of all those disgusting things he's accused of, we think God's definitely got a judgment coming for him!

These two sexy Sofias (Sophias?) are years and nationalities apart, but no one can deny they have a similar sultry sexuality!

Course Sofia kept hers covered up while leaving a gym in Studio City the other day while Sophia put hers on display outside of Madeo in West Hollywood. Still got it!

After reports that Tiger Woods was spotted at a local airport last Friday (along with a grainy photo of what appears to be Tiger at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services clinic), speculation is growing stronger that the golf pro is holed up at the Hattiesburg, Mississippi rehab facility.

Though Tiger's rep won't comment on his whereabouts, a menacing 16-foot fence was put up around the clinic to block photographers and onlookers from gaining access. The program costs a whopping $37,100 for 45 days, but it's certainly not a lux rehab facility, as evident from the pictures we snapped the other day. An X17 photographer on the scene tells X17online exclusively:

"This place really doesn't seem fun at all. The living quarters look like army barracks and the grounds are bare and cold. I honestly don't know how Tiger's getting through this. He's used to sunny Florida, his multi-million-dollar home and now he's in the middle of this mess. It's gotta be hell for him."

While photographs on the facility's website depict a tranquil setting that looks like the inside of a posh gated community, it doesn't look anything like the barracks-style housing Tiger's reportedly been staying in. Tiger could have checked himself into a more upscale rehab facility on the west coast, but instead he's choosing to keep a low profile at a relatively simple place where he's stripped of excess and forced to get back to the basics.

Tiger may be used to living in his multi-million dollar 6,809 square foot Windemere, Florida mansion (the 8 bedroom, 9 bathroom house was purchased for $2.4 million ten years ago - it's estimated to be worth around $5 million now), so we can only imagine how difficult it is for him to adjust to his new home while he tries to get his life back together. Of course, Tiger is trying to do all this while staying out of the public eye, which has to add even more stress to the situation.

Think we'll catch him out anytime soon? Or will the fences keep him hidden for the next month or so? Only time will tell...

I guess we can't expect anymore name-calling catfights between the hotties of The Hills this season -- looks like Audrina and Kristin kissed and made up at Wonderland last night (before Kristin headed to Villa to party with Lindsay!)

Of course, the absence of Justin Bobby might mean things didn't work out between he and Kristin after all, and she and Audrina are joining forces to plot their revenge, but whatever the case may be, we can't wait until the show returns!

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The last time we saw Joaquin Phoenix, he was virtually incoherent) with a big, unkempt beard and hiding behind a pair of shades.

Now, he's ditched the beard, taken a shower, and can actually be understood in a new promo for the charity, To Write Love On Her Arms, a non-profit dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury and suicide.

Phoenix teamed up with Miley Cyrus and his ex, Liv Tyler, to encourage people to vote for the charity to win a one million dollar donation for suicide prevention and the launch of a live online crisis network. (You can vote and get more info here.)

After numerous appearances where Phoenix claimed he was retiring from acting to become a rapper, several people thought it was an elaborate hoax, but X17online insiders told us his bizarre behavior was no joke. Looks like he finally got some help and is now moving on to help others!

Well, after just one steamy makeout sesh, looks like Lindsay's Frenchman is on the outs!

Last night, while Lindsay partied with Brody and Kristin, Aurelien Wiik went to Voyeur.

An X17online spy inside the club tells us:

Aurelien had a hard time getting in - standing outside in the cold for about 25 minutes in line waiting to get in. But regardless, I am super impressed that he was able to get into the hottest club on the hottest night. Is he a celebrity now? After only one night of being with Lindsay? How absurd.

Perhaps Wiik thought he could turn his one-night stand into a pseudo-relationship by trying to run into Lindz at the Thursday night hot-spot. Next time, check Samantha Ronson's schedule. She and Lindz may have been there last week, but this week Lindsay followed the DJ to her gig at Villa!

Our insider goes on to say:

Aurelien was wearing this puffy jacket with a fur lined hood that he had up and over his head the entire night as though he is that big and doesn't want to be recognized. Even more absurd. He was very enamored by the club and kept on looking around at the nude dancers and all the chaos going on around him.

When he left, photogs asked him if he was going to rendez-vous with Lindsay, and Wiik responded by shooting back with his camera phone and saying, "You're wasting your time... I don't want your life." Because being a Hollywood star-f*#ker is so much better!