Kim K, who has lost over 15 pounds on her Quick Trim diet, rewarded herself with a little Pinkberry after picking up some detox diet supplies yesterday.

Kim admits that she has cellulite (like most of us), and I guess even a strict diet like the one she's on won't rid of it!

Rihanna's new "ass-groping", ball-playing man, the Dodgers' Matt Kemp called her a whiny-voiced "chick with a dude's haircut" in a new Match.com ad parody on FunnyOrDie.com. (Can't they think of a new theme?)

Kemp said, ""I'm just looking for a chick with a dude's haircut that likes sharing umbrellas...ellas." He continued, "I'm drawn to women with whiny voices who wear clothes that show their nips."

He added that he's looking for "with a lot of emotional baggage. Maybe someone whose past relationships have forced them to set the bar really low." Too soon!

But RiRi wasn't the only one he made a dig at. "I don't know if that matters, but I don't hit chicks," he said. "Because, you know, hitting chicks, that's not cool. I don't do it," before muttering "Chris Brown" as he walked offscreen. You know, just in case we didn't know who he was talking about.

Either Rihanna's got a great sense of humor, or she already dumped him and this is his retaliation!

Twilight's Alice Cullen has ditched her black bob (and most of her clothes) for a tres revealing photo shoot for SoBe Lifewater's newest flavors and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

Wearing a painted-on bikini made to look like scales, Ash donned a series of sexy poses with her co-star, a bottle of SoBe, of course.

Too bad Ashley doesn't have her character's ability to see into the future. Maybe she woulda worn a bra a little more often, she looks like she's starting to sag!

Michael Lohan (pictured here at Frankie's Steaks in Milmont Park, PA) told X17online that releasing the phone calls and voicemails of Lindsay, Dina and "others" was "one of the biggest mistakes I've made."

In an e-mail, Michael tells us:

"I hear that a media (outlet or outlets) are releasing the tape I released of Lindsay. To begin with, releasing the tape of Lindsay, Dina and even ("others") was one of the biggest mistakes I've made.

In court or privately is one thing, but publicly is another. Just like Erin's lawyer's hoax of a motion.

The point is, it was wrong so why are people causing Lindsay more pain in revisiting the same tape. Leave her alone. Don't push her or me! Enough people are suffering and nobody needs to make it worse.

And Perez, you pig, stop speculating and putting your swine nose where it doesn't belong. You have no idea what Pootie is about and what a lying, using, mule he is!

Leave my family alone or meet me in the ring and settle this like the man you were created, but certainly don't portray."

Now THAT fight is certainly something I'd tune in for!

We can probably correctly assume that Samantha was the boss in her relationship with Lindsay, but last night Ronson bowed down to "The Boss" of rock n roll, showing off her love for Bruce Springsteen on her tee.

The DJ hit up Crown Bar for a gig last night in Los Angeles, where Spock himself, (Zachary Quinto, not Leonard Nimoy) showed up to rock out:

In addition to the ever-growing bump Rebecca has, her lips are looking quite plump!

I'm sure she'd never get injections while preggers (although it's probably safe), but we just never really noticed the Noxema girl's lips that puffy before!

Despite the fact that she seems to be unable to open her mouth when she talks, Blake Lively has somehow managed to impress the producers of The Green Lantern, landing the female lead opposite hottie Ryan Reynolds.

Heat Vision reports that Blake beat out rumored contenders Jennifer Garner and Keri Russell to play the role of Carol Ferris, which was originally intended to be filled by an older actress.

But the Gossip Girl star apparently wowed studio bosses with her work in Ben Affleck's gritty drama, The Town.

So will this be a whole new Blake for 2010?

Tila Tequila, the woman who became famous for being the most popular girl on MySpace, is finally tired of all the attention she's getting after the tragic death of her fiancee, Casey Johnson.

"I don't ask for attention. It just follows me," she said on her blog after noting the huge crowd of paps that had gathered outside of her house.

"I didn't ask for this, but I guess it comes with the territory, and as for the people constantly talking sh*t about me, calling me names, you know what? You're just the jealous ones who have nothing better to do with your lives," she continued.

Tila also said she was "scared" of the photogs who were following her as she went to the doctor's office yesterday.

Tila refused to confirm that she was pregnant (as she's hinted on her Twitter), but she was seen holding her belly several times.