Following Joel Madden on Twitter is like a virtual comedy show, but we're not sure how Nicole Richie will react to his latest tweet! Though Joel pokes fun at his fiancee from time to time, this seems like it may have landed him a permanent spot on diaper duty!

Joel tweeted this morning:

I went and saw shutter island. Oddly it reminded me of my relationship. i'm pretty sure nicole pulled the same stuff on me. ANd here i am ... yep pretty sure she brainwashed me.

In the film, Leonardo DiCaprio's wife (spoiler alert!) drowns their three children in a lake, and Leo's character kills her afterwards. Maybe they both have the same twisted sense of humor?

After the relative success of her Altitude 360 iRock4Haiti event in London last week which raised roughly $85,000 for earthquake victims, Lindsay Lohan is participating in an eBay auction with the British Red Cross where, among other things, bidders will get the chance to win an afternoon of lunch and shopping with Lindsay in Beverly Hills!

They don't say whether or not the lucky winner will have to pay for Lindz' healthy shopping habit, but if that's not in your budget, you can bid on a variety of items "personally sourced and donated" by Lohan, including a limited edition NYPD Car signed by Lindsay herself.

The auction goes live on February 23d.

But if you want a little piece of Lindsay before then, you can always buy some second-hand stuff from the self-professed hoarder on her family's website, Lohan House!

One minute she's shivering on the sidelines, and the next she's showing off her still sexy derriere to photographers! Only Pamela Anderson could get away with wearing an outfit like this to her son's baseball game...

Or can she? Is it time to start covering up her Baywatch booty?

Child services showed up at Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's home yesterday, and while it was a brief visit, it's still a bit surprising. With Brooke out of the picture for now (she's still in a Malibu rehab facility for substance abuse) why would they be investigating the Sheen household? A source tells X17online there may be issues with Charlie's behavior in addition to Brooke still struggling with drugs and alcohol.

When asked about the visit to Sheen's home yesterday, a rep for Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services tells X17online, "If we get a call on our emergency hotline, then the agency goes out and investigates the situation. If there's an immediate risk to a child, then action is warranted."

Charlie had his 11-month-old twin boys Max and Bob at his house this weekend, and he picked up his daughters Sam and Lola from ex-wife Denise Richards’ Calabasas home on Friday night. Whew, four kids under one roof? We wouldn't be surprised if the sitcom star had two and a half nannies helping him out!

Sheen is facing criminal charges for his bizarre Christmas Day brawl with Brooke, but he seemed to be in relatively good spirits last night when we spotted him catching a production of "The Subject Was Roses" at the Mark Taper Forum downtown starring none other than Charlie's father Martin Sheen. The Two And A Half Men star told X17 photographers he enjoyed the play, and signed autographs and posed for pictures afterward.

The silver Versace dress that Britney Spears wore to the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards has fetched $8,100 at a Haiti charity auction that ended over the weekend.

The event benefited the American Red Cross for Haiti relief, and Miley Cyrus helped organize the auction. Britney's dress brought in the most money, but several other celebs helped raise thousands of dollars for the disaster stricken country as well. Miley brought in $3,550 for her Herve Leger Grammys dress, and Hugh Jackman received a bid for $4,800 for a meet and greet on the set of his next film.

Nice work guys!

New reports say that UK star Cheryl Cole dumped her cheatin' spouse, footballer Ashley Cole, by text message!

Cheryl, who's been in LA (where she was spotted on a date with DWTS' Derek Hough last week), will apparently announce her intention to divorce her husband when she heads back to England, says the Daily Mail.

Cole is said to be furious after hearing about his alleged five mistresses, and unlike Elin Nordegren, will not stand by her man.

And if divorce wasn't enough to contend with, Ashley could also get a slap on the wrist from football club Chelsea, who may fine the player for his sleazy conduct off the field! The club, who laid out a "strict code of conduct" for their players, may seek up to over $300,000 in fines from Cole.

We don't know what hurts more, being dumped by text or having to pay that much for being a man whore!

Mason's only a few months old, but he's already making friends with one of the country's most famous families!

Yesterday, Kourtney took her two-month old over to the Jackson family compound in Encino for a party.

He's already the little prince of the Kardashian/Disick family, so it's only fitting that he hob-nobbed with Prince Jackson!

Angelina Jolie was spotted with her formerly estranged father, Jon Voight, yesterday, as she included Grandpa on a Sunday stroll through the canals with her kids and Brad Pitt.

Although the two apparently reconciled their seven-year-rift last year (which began when Voight publicly stated that his daughter had "serious mental problems"), this is the first time they've been seen together in a long time.

Voight looked thrilled to be included in the family's outing in the Italian city, where Jolie's set to start shooting on her new film, The Tourist.

And we're sure Brad is glad for the extra hands to help hold their six kids!