What is UP with this Spanish TV show? They have comedy skits, science projects and political jokes... all wrapped up into one program!

Alicia Keys put in an appearance the other day and looked noticeably confused. At least her hair looked wayyyyy better than it did the last time we saw her!

The girl has curves! And she's not afraid of 'em.

Jessica Simpson has gone from pop star to reality star to country star, but she also has a very successful line of handbags and shoes - estimated to have earned $450 million!

Now J. Simp is launching a denim line, partnering with Jones Apparel Group and Camuto Group to create Jessica Simpson Jeanswear, which will be part of the Jessica Simpson Collection.

Jess has this to say: "Because I live in denim, the fit was the most important. A girl's booty needs to look good!"

Agreed! That being said, the last time we saw Jess in jeans - pic to the right! - was on December 2nd in NYC and, well, we couldn't even see her booty!

Hopefully the clothing line will show off her curves in the best way possible!

We love it when a celeb puts their money where their mouth is!

In addition to hosting the Hope For Haiti telethon tomorrow evening, George Clooney is donating $1 million to the relief efforts to help the nation - and he's not the only one in the million dollar club! Sandra Bullock, Gisele Bundchen and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have all made seven figure donations, and hopefully even more celebs will be added to this list.

It's just been announced that Madonna and Beyonce will be joining the star studded roster, which already includes celebs like Leonardo DiCaprio, Rob Pattinson, Jennifer Aniston, Jake Gyllenhaal, Brad Pitt, Ellen DeGeneres, Sandra Bullock, Zac Efron, Bradley Cooper, Renee Zellweger, Chris Pine, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Colin Farrell, Anderson Cooper, Wyclef Jean, Gabby Sidibe and Emily Blunt. Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Jay-Z, Bono and Bruce Springsteen are all set to perform in Los Angeles, New York and London.

Check out the first promo for the telethon, which will air on over a dozen networks tomorrow at 8pm:

He's totally on his way to becoming Leo DiCaprio 2.0!

Reese Witherspoon is already attached to star, and Sean Penn and Rob Pattinson are eying Fox 2000's adaptation of Water for Elephants, reports Variety. Here's the plot:

"Set during the Great Depression, Sara Gruen's best-selling book tells the story of a Cornell University veterinary student who leaves his studies after his parents are killed, and joins up with the Benzini Brothers Most Spectacular Show on Earth, working as a vet for the circus."

Sounds kinda weird! But with these three starring, it's sure to be a hit. Right?

image courtesy of ABC

After Heidi Montag debuted her new face this week, not only did she shock the entire world, but a source tells People that her mom Darlene Egelhoff "is horrified and having a total breakdown. She can't wait to confront Heidi when she goes home."

After already having several surgical procedures done nearly three years ago (including her first set of implants and a nose job), Heidi recently went under the knife again and had a whopping ten surgeries in one day! While Heidi may not think it's a big deal, everyone from Samantha Ronson to George Stephanopoulos has commented on it, but Heidi still doesn't seem to understand the fuss. In her interview with GMA, Heidi denies being addicted to plastic surgery, and she even told People, "I still can't believe I'm 23 and mom is reacting this way."

Um, have you LOOKED in the mirror honey? And how do you think Spencer feels watching you morph into an alien Barbie doll?

The Valentine's Day actress talks to Parade about being a working mom, feeling lucky and her relationship with Ben Affleck. Not to mention the fact that, hey, she's one of the few "nice" people in Hollywood!

But let's get to the juicy Ben stuff. Jen actually dishes about their sex life! See below:

"You steal the time. You steal a date, you steal a kiss, you steal a whisper. You sit next to each other on the couch with computers on your laps. After the kids are asleep you... well, you know."

Oh, we DEF know.

Garner also talks about her difficult divorce from Scott Foley, how she doesn't like to argue and her time spent in therapy. I wish they asked her more about Ben always being away from home while working, but ah well!

Katie Holmes was spotted waiting for her Mercedes at a valet in Beverly Hills this afternoon, and even though she kept herself busy with a string of text messages and e-mails, she still looked pretty bummed. Maybe it's the weather that's got her down in the dumps? Or is there something else eating away at Mrs. Tom Cruise?

While we're not sure what's contributing to her dour mood, these shots definitely took us by surprise, as this was the first time we've ever seen Katie driving by herself! The actress ALWAYS has a driver and a bodyguard with her at all times, so it seems like she's gained a little more independence as she's now allowed to roll around town solo. Or maybe she prefers being chauffeured around?

That's right, folks - having an overnight hit reality TV show isn't enough! Now some of the castmembers are considering stripping off their clothes for cash.

Jenni "J-Woww" tells Us that she "got a really good offer from Playboy," but that she's going to play it by ear...

Good idea! After all, she kinda sorta just started a clothing line selling that REALLY revealing top.

And then there's DJ Pauly D - my personal fave! - who's considering Playgirl, something Snooki would like to see! To which Pauly responded with: "If she buys it, I'm gonna do it!"

But what about The Situation? He's the one we really wanna see! Not that there's any rush - Jersey Shore had 4 million viewers tune in last week. Their 15 minutes is hardly up!

Speidi is SO jealous.